Topic: Damn Users Smeg Everything

Yep, turns out the lower left corner of the iPhone 4's antenna-housing stainless-steel rim is sensitive to human skin, so much so that your AT&T reception may drop precipitously when you hold the phone on the left side. Steve Jobs' advice: Don't hold it like that.

That's the response Ars Technica got from a query to Apple corporate

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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lol

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that's it I demand a left handed iphone X(

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lol whaddya gonna do? sue Apple under the Americans with Disabilities Ac....

<Thus Spake Zarusthra> yikes

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Thats why i say ef Apple, and their iFails.

Get an Android

I got an HTC Android, wewt.

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''Steve Jobs' advice: Don't hold it like that.''

Funny steve.

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deliberate refusal to accommodate the physically challenged....thars gold in them thar hills

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Apple tends to have these dirty little secrets that is gonna cost people more money.
Ipod touch - Apple Revealed that it has Blue tooth. Yet no one knew of it and it wassn't in the specs either.
gonna cost me a few bucks to get that blue tooth.

I bought this protection kit for my Ipod touch. Looked more like a Ipod condom.
Now they are forcing people to buy those condoms for their new Iphone so their call wont be interupted.

Must have been a design flaw but they just dont want to emit it.
Apple is fail, to bad the company does make one of the best phones and mp3/mp4 players with the best tech.
Goddamn expensive aswell.

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> lmperial wrote:
> Thats why i say ef Apple, and their iFails.
Get an Android
I got an HTC Android, wewt.


HTC ftw !

till the end of time..

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HTC MyTouch ftw!

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i dont have a smart phone; they are wastes of money...

12 (edited by ..Nemeara.. 26-Jun-2010 12:08:08)

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rock vs iphone vs htc touch (2008)
http://www.1800pocketpc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rock-phone3.jpg


"iPad vs Kindle vs Rock

till the end of time..

13 (edited by Chris_Balsz 26-Jun-2010 17:33:38)

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I can take my blackberry 8730 into the courthouse though, and your phones would be confiscated cause of the camera tongue

LOL looks like stone tablet is the best buy

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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i know right xDD

till the end of time..

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I want the discus model tho, so when they laugh I can tag them from 30m out

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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It's Zarathustra, Chris wink

And it's not exactly that Apple's somewhat hesitant when it comes down to admitting design flaws (remember the yellow screens on iMacs?) or replacing broken stuff.

I must say though, my iPod classic is fantastic.

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It's a conspiracy. They are in league with Satan to make us become left-handed. Slowly the inversion begins. Run for your souls!

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Steve Jobs to Angry iPhone 4 User: "Calm down." "Relax, it's just a phone."
A BGR reader wrote an angry email to an engineer and Steve Jobs about the iPhone 4's antenna problem. Surprisingly, Jobs replied. And even while countless tests show voice and data problems, Jobs dismisses it all as "rumors". Updated

The angry email exchange comes after Apple acknowledged the problem publicly but sent guidelines to Apple support telling them to deflect the issue. After experiencing those guidelines talking with Apple Care, the BGR reader sent this angry mail to the support engineer with copy to Steve Jobs:

Original mail:
[Apple engineer name redacted],

When we spoke, you would not tell me that there is a fix for this phone?

A friend just sent me this.

I assume there is no fix then. If this is legit, I have lost all respect for apple and just want to go back to Verizon and get a nice Android phone. And don't tell me they have the same issues, all our co-workers with Androids are just mocking us right now

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Apple Inc. said Friday that it was "stunned" to find that its iPhones have for years been using a "totally wrong" formula to determine how many bars of signal strength they are getting.

Apple said that's the reason behind widespread complaints from users that the latest model, iPhone 4, can show a sudden plunge in signal strength when they hold it in a way that covers a small black strip on one edge of the phone. Users online have jokingly called this the "death grip" for the phone.

That drop seems exaggerated because the phone can wrongly display four or five bars of signal strength when it shouldn't, Apple said.

"Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place," the company said in a letter to users.

Apple launched the iPhone 4 on June 24 in the U.S. and four other countries.

Some outside engineers and users have blamed the iPhone 4's apparent reception problems on the novel design that incorporates its antenna into the case. But the company said that any phone will show reduced reception if held in a way that covers the antenna, usually mounted at the rear and bottom of a phone. It maintains that iPhone 4's wireless performance is better than previous models. And it said the incorrect signal-strength formula existed in the original iPhone, launched in 2007.

Apple, which is based in Cupertino, Calif., said it will fix its signal strength formula to conform to other AT&T phones through a free software update for iPhone models 3G, 3Gs and 4 within a few weeks.

"We are also making bars 1, 2 and 3 a bit taller so they will be easier to see," Apple said.

Despite recurring complaints about dropped calls and slow data service, particularly in the U.S., the iPhone is a standout success, with each model selling faster than the previous one. Apple said it sold 1.7 million iPhone 4s in its first three days, essentially running out of stock.

AT&T Inc., the exclusive iPhone carrier in the U.S., has faced much of the users' blame for dropped calls and poor wireless performance. Apple apologized to customers Friday "for any anxiety we may have caused."

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Apple-stunned-to-find-iPhones-apf-1175483258.html?x=0

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Steve Jobs insists he

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.