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Three months ago I told my manager I was done with graphic design and told her I'm quiting my job. The last three months I've spend showing my succesor the ropes here at the office.

Why? Because I've decided to follow up on a life long dream of mine, to join the Royal Dutch Marine Corps! I liked my old job, I really did, and I'll probably revisit it some day when I'm older. But now that I can still be called young, I want to spend my time outside of some office building.

I passed the corps psychological/physical test and was told thats the easy part. Soon I will be starting the "EVO" (Elementaire Vak Opleiding / Elementary training). I can't wait! big_smile

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Re: Joining the Corps.

This is more something for Community!

*kicks thread to where it belongs*

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3 Reply by BiefstukFriet (edited by BiefstukFriet 16-Jun-2010 14:31:26)

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But, but! Politics is my community:(

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Well done wink

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hoorah

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7 Reply by BiefstukFriet (edited by BiefstukFriet 16-Jun-2010 20:17:53)

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Re: Joining the Corps.

For training I'll end up in the visiting slut stops Norway (Arctic climate training) and Cura

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w00, another one bites teh dust

we ll miss your postst though, best of luck
i hope training/this experience will make you learn from the world smile

till the end of time..

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they have jungles on curacao?

i thought all they had was holiday resorts and jobless people.

NEE NAW NEE NAW

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he said jungle CLIMATE training

Tropical heat? Check.

Humidity? Check.

must be comforting to know if you need to barricade yourself in your room and send smoke signals to the Dutch Consulate, Biefstukfriet will rescue you

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Plenty of jungle over there Primo. (to be honest, Curacao is the chill out location, sort of. Still plenty of training going on there so I am told)

For really hot and sticky jungle we also go to Suriname, Brunei, Belize, Guyana or Ghana;

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yea, that's more jungle like tongue

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13 Reply by ..Nemeara.. (edited by ..Nemeara.. 24-Jun-2010 23:14:16)

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beware of them fishies that enter your urine tract when you weewee in the wild

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im not even going to ask how u knew that tongue

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well if you travel to areas with them, you get warned smile? there s also discovery channel and famous ewy/scary stories smile

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Lies X(

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Who knows, after months of being in the jungle with his army buddies, maybe he wouldn't mind some "sexual contact" with a fish!

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/me thinks Primo will not be rescued if taken hostage by Belgians, he'll just be targeted for airstrikes

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Who knows, after months of being in the jungle with his army buddies, maybe he wouldn't mind some "sexual contact" with a fish!

WTF!!!!!! marines are not army, excuse you.
and only navy seem to like fish so much.

don't touch me i am contagious........;p

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"army buddies,"

It's the Marines! tongue

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kinda annoyed, almost didn't notice thread because gay mods moved it to community.

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also, Belize! i am pretty sure thats a vacation spot... my Aunt said its lovely.... maybe i need to join the Royal Dutch Marine Corps and do some "training" Belize

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will you learn unarmed combat from DeJong?

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Only the High Speed Low Drag SF guys get to be trained by De Jong, it's a prestige thing. sad

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Are you allowed to play with THC like the Afghans?

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