awww ze respect 
from a US fan:
"Here are the possibilities, I think. If Gemany beats Ghana today, we will play Ghana or Serbia, depending on the result of the Serbia-Australia match. If Germany somehow loses to Ghana, Germany will be out of the tournament and we will play Serbia, unless Serbia manages to lose to Australia. In that event, we will play Germany.
If Germany and Ghana draw, then we will play Germany unless Serbia defeats Australia, which I think it has a slightly better than even chance of doing. In this scenario, a Serbian victory leaves us playing Ghana, with the Germans out of the tournament."
Is he talking about the Worlds Cup or explaining the start of the First World War? o.O i need a world map and some colored pins
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.