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Re: Countdown to American Elimination

"Who were those two donkeys impersonating Wayne Rooney and Steven Gerrard yersterday in England's match against Algeria?

Am I the only one who thought Rooney was the worst player on the field for either team yesterday?

UPDATE: The answer to the second question is: No. The prestigious German soccer magazine Kicker gave Rooney a lower rating than anyone else who played in that match."

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/06/026565.php

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> Render wrote:

> guys guys, it's FOOTBALL, not SOCCER, ok?

You cannot be good at one sport if you cannot even call it by its real name.

You americans are so confusing, you call football to a sport where
1. There ain't a real ball, just a melon, balls are round, right?
2. The melon goes from one player's hand to another player's hand, and at some point they use the feet to kick the melon god knows why

So in the best of cases your supersport should be called HandMelon, never football, ok? tongue


Ball is Ambiguous - i don't recognize any spherical object to be a ball - To me to be a ball is about it's use to meet defining purpose in it's existence that which account for it's namesake, not just it's shape. Thats my opinion, less you wanna call the moon a ball, then by all means, allow the definition of ball to be relative.

HandMelon isn't exactly a name for a sport that would attract many fans, what would you call it? Ruby? LMAO. -- As well as the fact a Football is lemon shape, not melon shaped -- What kind of melons you be eating?

Don't know why i'm commenting, i still hate all sports outside of MMA big_smile

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Re: Countdown to American Elimination

i play hand melon

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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I like toss the marines head around.... tongue

Leather neck, jar head, it all adds up wink

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> Einstein wrote:

> I like toss the marines head around.... tongue

Leather neck, jar head, it all adds up wink


Your more then welcomed to try wink i could use the amusement. big_smile

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Was he a Northener that actually wanted to say "sucker"? tongue

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The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal aged 6.

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Re: Countdown to American Elimination

Can we re name this thread countdown to English elimination?

England are terrible

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yes england is so hopeless.....................

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as co-op shareholder in the the Leader of the Free World I gotta help you get your sack off the floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W84worljPs

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in light of recent events I think 0:55 - 1:30 are funny as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=idLG6jh23yE

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Yes, we can!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU97Yrymwtg&feature=related

At 2:41 I jizzed for the first time.

I'm re inspired, England to beat Slovenia 4-0 and march on to World Cup winning glory.

Believe!

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i get the idea you should refuse to do that lineup thing against England

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Italy are in a similar position to England now after drawing with New Zealand and France have completely fallen apart. Things aren't so bad for England. Pre tournament there wouldn't be much doubt that England would beat Slovenia, there shouldn't be now. Two poor games doesn't make a team bad.

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tell that to france.

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So true. tongue

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Has France put up their national white bed sheet just yet?

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i think we should just give france back to germany

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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> Einstein wrote:

> Has France put up their national white bed sheet just yet?


They're eating themselves up, loads of infighting!

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In other news: "The Dutch are playing like Germans! What has the world come to?"

I think we actually might win if we keep on playing like this, but I'm not sure if I'd like to win in such a way.

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SHADDAP! You'll win the world cup and LIKE IT!!!

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Probably will tongue

THe nation will explode if we win the WC, decades of pent up frustration will be released. tongue

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national unity again after disunity? tongue

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What disunity? You mean the rift between real Dutch people and (Muslim) immigrants?

Nontheless, there will be a beer induced national unity for an entire day+night.

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its hard to tell whos Dutch and Belgian around here

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Belgium's not even in the WC lmao.

Also, muslim's aren't allowed to drink, the suckers (they probably will however, the fakers -.-).

andddd it's probably gonna be more than just 1 day and night, don't want to get hit by the alcohol after you've had that much. gotta keep going to just postpone that hangover >.<

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Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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