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Man claims cow seduced him for sex

By QMI Agency
 

An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.

A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday.

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.

Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.

Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562.

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/06/11/14351946.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news


I don't blame them for not trusting the milk from that cow, but i'd send the guy down to the seafloor to see how she's doing

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"18-year-old Indonesian man"

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I thought CooLJAD was older than that. tongue

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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what are the chances of two indonesian boys humping cows on the same day?

this one was forced to marry it!
http://digg.com/world_news/Balinese_Teen_Forced_to_Marry_The_Cow_He_Had_Sex_With

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poor cow hmm

till the end of time..

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Bali Hai, that special island
There's a cow, who winks at me
"Here am I, your bovine girlfriend
Come to me, come to me"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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we had a guy in belgium who f't the trunk of his car, at least guys like this aint raping people on the streets big_smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiixg6AXWyg

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yeah

Life is hard
No Way!

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This is what happens when you live in a society where they'll crucify you for masturbating.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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relationship advice from john green:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd_bVk3ajk0

i guess the dude didnt think too much of how the other person would feel

till the end of time..

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