1 Topic by Taft (edited by Taft 26-Apr-2008 01:41:42)

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Topic: Are you Drunk?

Message board in response to the "Are you Stoned?" board:

Sure, a lot of people tell me dope is the way to go. You feel chilled out, everything seems funny, et cetera.

That shit is boring.

I wanna board for us drunk ICers.

Sure, chilling out watching reruns of MacGyver or Knight Rider and listening to the Grateful Dead and being really "into it" might be fun every once in awhile, but those who choose to imbibe in copious amounts of alcohol generally experience much more exciting/interesting evenings. Just a list of some fun things I have done while drunk:

-Fought random people.
-Punched out a dozen windows
-Passed out on my floor
-Incited a riot (for real, no joke, it was probably the coolest thing I've ever done - try it some time).
-Had a girl punch me six times in the face cause I pissed her off, and then laughing at her.
-Tried to open a bottle like in the movies by smashing the neck, resulting in me almost losing one of my fingers (stitches @ 3:30am)
-Coming home after a long night out, barely able to function, and posting an insulting/ridiculous comment on IC, only to apologize about it in the morning.

What cool things have you done when you were drunk? Are you drunk right now? I'm sure it will be the board with the worst spelling and most editing by the mods. Have fun with it!

(P.S. I'm working a buzz up right now so expect some comments in a few hours. Later)

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Re: Are you Drunk?

We stoners are also drinkers tongue We'll do anything to get a good buzz!


Hypnotiq and Absinthe ftw!

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Hypnotiq? Man, I thought that shit was only for gangsters and wannabe hardasses/pimps. I've only ever seen people trying to act like 50 cent or Tupac and guidos drink that shit.

I've had some Absinthe before, though I didn't have any hallucinations or shit like that (and yes, it was expensive shit imported from Europe with wormwood in it, and I drank quite a bit of it; ergo, I consider it to not have hallucinogenic properties whatsoever). It is some strong ass shit though, comparable to Yukon Jack or even 151 in that respect. Couldn't see myself buying that shit to drink on a regular basis. I prefer a quality aged single malt scotch or fine bourbon to Absinthe any day.

On a related note, what are people drinking right now? Anything good? I'm downing some good ol' fashioned cheap American pilsner (Bud, PBR) and having a great time.

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4 Reply by Lupo (edited by Gwynedd 20-Jun-2008 00:45:03)

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Well, I dont drink hypnotiq, and I'm a gangster tongue  To a southern man like me though, any alcohol that has a color other than brown, is for [With the birds I'll share]. 

Things I've done drunk:

-Getting laid and not realizing it until she reminds you at breakfast (and before that I had no idea who it was that I was having breakfast with tongue)
-Woke up in the wrong roommates bed... twice... in one night
-[] inciting a riot, inciting a bar room brawl with a bunch of bikers (they were on my side thank god tongue)
-Drove for 10 miles on the interstate before realized I was going down a 1-way
-Took a dump in what I thought was the toilet... in actuality it was a trash can in the hallway of a hotel (I didn't believe it until I saw the shit-stains on the wall behind the trash can the next morning yikes)

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Assassins do it from behind.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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i woke up with no pants on a few times yikes

and once with half my head shaved sad

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Really [I]  drunk right now I'm drinkin Seagrams 7 whiskey what the [AM] everyone else drinkin right now? Goddamn am I the only drunk ICer? I created this so other players could write (or rant/rave) when they were drunk, and not a [A] soul has written anything while clearly under the infleunce. What the [DILDO]? Am I the only [LOVING] whom logs on here after a night of drinkin? Y'all gotta grow a [ANUSAUR] s.ack ah nut s and write shit. I want this [!] post to pop the [!] off. WRite shit!

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7 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 03-May-2008 10:15:11)

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"-Fought random people.
-Punched out a dozen windows
-Passed out on my floor
-Incited a riot (for real, no joke, it was probably the coolest thing I've ever done - try it some time).
-Had a girl punch me six times in the face cause I pissed her off, and then laughing at her.
-Tried to open a bottle like in the movies by smashing the neck, resulting in me almost losing one of my fingers (stitches @ 3:30am)
-Coming home after a long night out, barely able to function, and posting an insulting/ridiculous comment on IC, only to apologize about it in the morning."

Taft, you seem like the type of person that shouldn't get drunk.... :s

I never encountered stuff like that when drunk. The worst I did was arguing with a cop over the fine he gave me for having no lights on my bicycle, nearly getting me arrested for drunkness.

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> Taft, you seem like the type of person that shouldn't get drunk.... :s



Nah, it's alright. That shit only happens on really crazy nights. Most of the time I just get drunk, play Guitar Hero or Grand Theft Auto IV, and watch Trailer Park Boys or South Park and then pass out. I was just bringing up the highlights! The riot was amazing.

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People who turn violent when drunk should avoid it really tongue

Well, I had a new highlight yesterday! I made spanish people sing a dutch song!

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Yeah like when you're innocently getting drunk with a man's wife and he comes home to her naked in bed and me throwing up in a toilet!

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Assassins do it from behind.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Nobody seems to get drunk and play this game...  I know you all wish you were stoned! big_smile

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Assassins do it from behind.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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I come on here after a night out sometimes... I normally can't find "community" though by then

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I come on here all the time when I'm drunk, and like in real life, I generally make an ass out of myself.

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if im drubk im really not in the mood for IC tongue

ill prolly piss off the mods and get banned tongue hehehe

much rather just pass out...

seriously if you drink while playing IC you should get out more XD

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Ive generally come home while drunk and logged onto IC...

A lot of people have recieved totally incoherent messages, generally with me saying how drunk I am, and Ive landed up demolishing 30 planets worth of infra and blew up 20 planets I was supposed to be taking on different occasions.

IRL though, nothing much really... Ive woken up in places and not known how Ive got there and apparently once I called the ambulance for a friend who had been throwing up for a few hours straight and I absolutely have no recollection of making the call... Talking to the meds and other sober people I talked to the next day, apparently, they could barely tell I was drunk... Just kinda swayey... Seems Im a fairly good drunk yikes

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Oh on another IC related note- Once I had a fight with my attacker while piss drunk and deleted. It wasnt too bad cause I hated the fam anyways and would likely have gone inactive in a few days if things didnt change (and they did not for that fam). So being drunk just gave me a good excuse the next day. Still had a couple people angry but I claimed it wasnt my fault tongue.

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If you come on irc you can find me there drunk once in a while, typing jibberish that i didnt even know what it meant the next day

What do I have to work with?

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How is that different from any other time yikes

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Once in a while?

LOL

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off course I am drunk when i'm playing yikes

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