so an intelligent liberal and compassionate conservative walk into a bar....

what's funnier than that?

Why did Sarah Palin sneak past the pharmacy?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!

wow this thread is really doing well for itself

Einstein is so wrong he misspelt gucci.

p.s. Obama speaks braille.

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Easy Economy Fix
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This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea.....

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President, Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force -pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:

They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
Can't get any easier than that!

A Japanese businessman in London goes to the Bank of England.  He hands over a suitcase full of yen and asks for pounds.  The clerk counts out 1 million yen and gives the man 7,537 pounds.

The next Tuesday the honorable gentleman returns with another million yen and receives 7,537 pounds.

Thursday the businessman brings in 1 million yen.  The clerk counts out 7,400 pounds.

"hey hey heya what for?" yells the millionaire.  "Two times I get 7537, now only get 7400? what for?"

The clerk smiles suavely and murmurs, "Fluctuations, sir"

"Oh yeah? Oh yeah?" shrieks the customer. "WELL FLUK YOU EUROPEANS!!!"

> Einstein wrote:

> Obama is so wrong, he was the runner up for LIAR LIAR.

Obama is so wrong he was going to be the main actor for the sequel of The Devil Wears Prada, titled The Devil Wears Guchi.

Obama is so wrong the sequel to Satanic Verses is the Obama Verses.

Obama is so wrong that when Murphy thought up his famous "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong " he was thinking of Obama.

Obama is so wrong, he cannot show his school records or his birth certificate cause they all say he was born in hell.

Worst.  Jokes. Ever.  (and because I know you're immediately going to think I'm a democrat/liberal/tree hugger/whatever else pops into your pea brain. I hate all plitical parties and their candidates equally)
For example:
"Obama is so wrong, he cannot show his school records or his birth certificate cause they all say he was born in hell."
How is that funny?  If someone can tell me why it's a thoughtful joke in any way, shape, or form then I'll give it another look to see if I missed anything.

@Einstein

That was a stupid post....

Its obvious what has happened.  Obama was sent back in time from future and missed.  Now he has no birth certificate, the planet is out of control and WW3 is around the corner.  He became President so he could find the first time machine and get the hell out of here, but the recession probably threw that back 20 years.  He tried killing NASAs budget to start a time travel program but this goatherder war on America is making that tough.   He's probably on the golf course so much becuase he's signalling maydays to UFOs.  Think about it, all the signs of a marooned time traveller are right in front us on Page One.

Oh yeah, and he hangs out with a Klingon.  What a giveaway.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

i dont think you ll get an answer it would imply that all lame jokes/comments/humour are up for discussion..
i say everybody keep posting and laugh bout the ones you think are funny .

for example the japanese i found really lame and not funny at all, does it just come done to some asian accent ? it s not even in a funny context.

but ah well, keep posting, this is what this thread is for, and it s not like we re going to get unified in our sense of politics/humour in here ;p
beards of a feather blabla.
(edit typos'cant seem to type lately)

teehee, and just for your fun i wont edit that one ;-)