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Woo conspiracy theory hats on people, add lead to the tinfoil please.

Some people believe the world ends soon.



From Planet X coming to wreck havoc to a so called prophecy of doom for 2012.  So then we are all doomed of course.

So my friend called me asking me to do some research on currency exchanges and metal trading and he says Planet X is in the system and we will probably die anyways.

He even says he can find it in the sky right now.


Sigh, so who else here thinks we will be wiped out very soon?

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Me. Obama will get us nuked. I just know it.

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Mayans calendar says it will.  There is also a big ass asteroid? comet? coming at us and supposedly the smartest people in the world can only come up with the idea to (I don't know how to phrase it) but strap rockets/boosters to the thing and try to propel it away from earth?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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4 Reply by Galeonis (edited by Tensai 29-May-2010 21:03:57)

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my response to the mayan calander thing.... they died b4 they could add more.

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"supposedly" turned that point void!

And maybe there'll come an end to the world, but not by any such dramatic reasons and definatly not because the mayas couldn't count past 2012 -_-. Honestly what's up with that, do the people who believe that think the mayas were clairvoyant or something? Or maybe they had superpowers?

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they did have super powers!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Game Theory says we don't gamble on diverting the asteroid entirely, we should cooperate with gravity but aim it someplace useless

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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France?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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I actually laughed at that lol

so when's this oversized rock due?

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10 Reply by DarkMason (edited by DarkMason 29-May-2010 21:28:38)

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World is not going to end. We are entering the age of Aquarius. There might be some sort of spiritual or intellectual transformation, but there won't be Armageddon.

p.s. Planet X is a planet, not a comet nor an asteroid. It has an elliptical orbit that crosses our solar system apparently.
There is said to be a moon call Nibiru which is said to support life. If this is true it would explain the various monoliths, and various encounters, but who knows it could be a bunch of BS.

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he's kidding right? about that star reading voodoo?

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This is already coming.
This will happen.
At best we have 1000 years to get out of the solar system.
I'm willing to bet it's more like 200 years.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/080310-mm-grb-us.html

...and anyone not wearing two-million sunblock is going to have a real bad day, get it?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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aha, first, this "solar system" has nothing to do with it. There is nothing wrong with the "solar system". Maybe you are talking about the sun which might go supernova, or just extinguish in a while. But that while is 6billion years away as per the latest calculations.

About the asteroid: "But for those fearing Armageddon, don't be alarmed -- the chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000." source: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/02/asteroid.reut/index.html

Another crisis diverted.

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First of all I don't trust CNN.

Secondly, what are you talking about will happen in 1000 years, Fokker?

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click the link.
The "death star" is 1000 light-years away, it will explode in the next 1000 years because of the type of star it is, spraying the solarsystem with a phenominal amount of gamma rays.

Do the math: It's already happened, it's already coming, and we won't get a warning until it gets here.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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I don't care because A). I'm not gonna be alive in 1k years, and B). Life on earth is said to expire in about 100 years.

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>>World is not going to end. We are entering the age of Aquarius. There might be some sort of spiritual or intellectual transformation, but there won't be Armageddon.<<

It already happened sad

sux donit

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is President.

The world isn't going to end. Socialist economies are just going to repeat what we've seen happens to socialist economies. And Iran is going to get nukes. And N. Korea is going to continue to sell nukes and sink S. Korean ships. There's no evidence that this could lead to problems. That's just paranoid, crazy talk!

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pretty sure Bruce Willis and his drilling team will stop the Armageddon from happening

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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I checked the link, it says "might" and "would" and "should" all over it.

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> Chris_Balsz wrote:

>It already happened sad



O' rly?

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Some new weapons being developed are scaring the shit out of me... and USA is behind Russia and China for a couple of years... So who knows...

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US will trade cases of vodka to get all of Russia's weapons

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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There you go problem solved.

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all i know is god clearly wants Louisiana to die and who can blame him?  I mean still basing their law system off the Napoleonic Code?  For shame

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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