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likes to molest kandy kanes.
loves my kandy kanes
loves quail hunting /w dick cheney.
Was once informed by a socialist college student that she wanted to taste him and a candy cane at the same time. (He didn't think to ask if it was a candy cane produced in a socialist or capitalist state. She has since died of lead poisoning.)
inherited a pencil factory. Oddly enough.
loves pencils
can fit a whole hot dog in his mouth without chewing
can do the same with a cucumber or two.
should stop watching me on wednesday nights!
wants kane to have a food related accident
has to get examined by one of my doctors before i can get on full social security disability
Considers his name an erotic tactic with animals.
Learned erotic tactics in the Marine Corps... During hell week.
only pledged a fraternity for hell week because it involved a goat
dated fat girls from Eta Alpha Beta
Likes FAT BITCHES and CHEESE BURGERS
Doesn't know that USMC boot camp doesn't contain a "Hell Week", as it's 3 months of pure hell.
Likes to date yellow labs and dalmations, and usually gets 'lucky' on his first date.
is the only person in America who read the health care bill
Is correct, lol
smoked a fat pound of grass and fell on his ass faster than a fat b-tch that sat down too fast!
@Imperial you're right its actually the SEALS that do hell week my mistake 
Has something dirty in his mouth. It's a paperclip.
Is incorrect as Einstein has a phobia against drugs, especially illegal ones.
Btw the animals one was meant for dpengiuns, timing issues x(
invented the atom bomb.
Is wrong again, as it's the Citadel, or Annapolis that does hell week.
(Citadel, and Annapolis are Military Universities, same thing as a state universities, but with military codes of conduct, I've seen Hell Weeks' training regime, it's a joke, USMC Boot camp does crazier shit on our Sundays (Which are suppose to be non-training days for religious worship, but tell the D.I's that, lmao.)
EDIT : It's a common misconception though, as allot of people like to throw "Hell Week" around, including the seals, but it's the 2 above mentioned schools are the only 2 schools that have it officially labeled "Hell Week" on their training schedule, the SEALs do BUD training, which is allot worse.
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