DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Jesus H. Christ, Private Pyle, why is your wifi not password protected?
PYLE: Sir, I don't know sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: If it werent' for dickheads like you, there'd be no theivery in this world, would there?
PYLE: Sir No Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Well let's just see what we got in there!...HOLY JESUS. WHAT IS THAT? WTF IS THAT? Is that a mp4 of Ironman 2?
PYLE: Sir Yes Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Are you allowed mp4s of unreleased cinema, Private Pyle?
PYLE: Sir No Sir!
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: And why not, Private Pyle?
PYLE: Sir, the copyright holder seeks to maximize returns by controlling release dates
DEUTSCHE POLIZEI: Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Pyle!
DEUTSHCE POLIZEI: I have tried to teach Private Pyle internet hygiene but I have failed. I have failed because YOU PEOPLE have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation. So from now on, when he surfs irresponsibly, I will not punish him. I will punish YOU. And the way I see it, ISPs, you owe me for one suckass sequel! GET DOWN!...PAY OUT!!
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.