Topic: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Hilariously insane

http://www.cracked.com/article/197_the-7-most-badass-last-stands-in-history-battle/

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Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Indeed!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

=^O.o^= ....ok.....

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Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

funny but hardly complete, it misses the many last stands of the jedi's

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Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Yes because Jedi participated in historic battles.

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
~ ☭ Fokker

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

absolutely, like in that documentary about that planet with the robots I saw and they were like in an arena kicking robotic ass

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i filled in robotic ass in google and got as auto-completing suggestion:
robotic assisted rehabilitation in virtual reality with the l-exos

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Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Do battles on Empire: Total War count aswell?

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Of course! Especially when the Jedi documentary counts!

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
~ ☭ Fokker

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Rawke's Drift... tongue British vs Zulus!

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Oddly, the one soldier who dies of stress when a transport lands did not make the list hmm

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

Rawke's Drift...  British vs Zulus!<<


somebody pointed out they have to die or it isnt a LAST STAND hmm

but yeah

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

All Hail!

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Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

I should write a Rorke's Drift musical

bompbompbomp Gotta get the old redoubt upright
Gotta get our bayonets fixed tight
We're gonna have to stand and fight,
Zulu's back in town! bompbompbomp


O we're the men of the impi
we hope you like our show
we know our part is skimpy
but now we have to goooooo

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in the History of Battle

lol.. friggen awesome.

Epic moments:
"recklessness and general balls-outitude"
"monstrous cruise missile of manslaughter"
"nameless berserker conjured up from some nightmarish backwater asshole of Hell."
"He seemed incapable of feeling pain, or really any sensation other than an unstoppable mad desire to kill every single person on Earth."

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