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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

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as many times as you want

25-5=20, 25-5=20, 25-5=20, 25-5=20, 25-5=20, 25-5=20 etc.

here's another one, if there are 5 apples and you take away 2, how many apples do you have?

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@jose> hmm
@jose> 7 * 6
@jose> =
@jose> 23
&Torqez> 42


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@jose> what is 20% of 100
@jose> is it 20 or 5
&Torqez> ..

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Millions wrote:

y are der retards

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once? trick question loool

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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Lmao. Interesting how the retard accuses me of being one lol. And Parrot ain't just pretty it seems, he got it right. You can only subtract 5 from 25 once. Then, you are left with 20 so cannot continue to subtract.

And kevin, you should be left with 2 apples, lol.

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A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

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the parrot is deaf?

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You know who I am yet you do not know who I am. Some will trust me, most will fear me. My gain is at your expense. You will only see me at certain times of the year. I am nearby!

What am I?

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You're time?

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> KevinDore wrote:

> the parrot is deaf?


No snuff, parrot is gay

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"You know who I am yet you do not know who I am. Some will trust me, most will fear me. My gain is at your expense. You will only see me at certain times of the year. I am nearby!

What am I?"

I AM FROZEN ICE lmao

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A man is convicted of murder and has to choose between 3 rooms for his punishment.

Room #1 is completely filled with searing flames.

Room #2 is filled with assasains with guns.

Room #3 is filled with lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.


Which room should he choose? And why?

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Room #3, the lions are dead

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#3


Those lions should be good and dead by now.

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/me grabs Kelivut and throws him into room #1 for posting right before him X(

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ok, too easy?  try this one:

What is the next number in this sequence?

1
11
21
1112
3112
211213
312213

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> BeoWolfe wrote:

> /me grabs Kelivut and throws him into room #1 for posting right before him X(


Well the flames wont get me cuz since the room was full of em there was no room for oxygen and so with no oxygen the flames die, and the door open oxygen will come in and so I won't suffocate =]

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212223

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yay, kel got it, now, can someone gimme the next ilne?

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i have a riddle

if i jump 100k bombers for a war then sit around and do nothing how many bombers do i have left?

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Well I presume your talking bout someone who is crap, so its also quite likely that they have let the fleet disband. I am going to say 74,486 bombers left after 38 ticks.

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114213

the trick here is that it's not a 'math' problem, it's a 'reading' problem, each line describes the line above it

line 2 reads 1 one which describes line 1
line 3 reads 2 ones which describes line 2
line 4 reads one 1 one 2 which describes line 3
etc.

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You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

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the match

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