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So what has life taught you?
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Nobody wants an honest answer.
No matter how gorgeous she is her vagina will still look like half of yesterdays bacon sandwich.
No matter how buff he is his scrotum will still look like old elbow-skin.
She's young, she's hot, she's in a bikini, and she's reading a book. Don't waste your time, do her chubby friend instead.
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Life is like a box of chocolates
you never know what you are going to get
... because you're too dumb to check the list? 
lol fokker some boxes dont have lists though
Nazis fell fullsprung from outer space. No humans resemble Nazis. You must never point out somebody is hypocritically indifferent to the abominable results of their utopian schemes by comparing them to foolish Germans who went along with the tide of public opinion in the Third Reich. Cause that's mean and has no place in our public discourse. BY ORDER!!!
"The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you."
Some of them wave their hats
Some of them turn their backs
It's all the same
None of them know where you've been
It's all the same
-Spartan
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I sense this thread will soon change into either "pseudo-scientific" fen-shui related rainbow-wankery or into a mockery of that.
Either way, it'll be worthless.
A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
God is dead, jesus sucks Primo!
"Sometimes I wonder, will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize, God left this place a long time ago."
Bill Maher's last statement was either very funny or biting social commentary, but even he won't know which unless he gets fired
> [RPA] Lloyd List wrote:
> I sense this thread will soon change into either "pseudo-scientific" fen-shui related rainbow-wankery or into a mockery of that.
Either way, it'll be worthless. <
It doesn't matter how far in advance they see it coming, nobody will think to knock the old lady out of the road untill it is too late.
Dress before cooking bacon.
Bicycle bells are not for warning people that you are coming, they never listen, they are for negating any blame the pedestrian may try to lay on you whilst they extricate themselves from your Ogre frame.
If someone at your new job says "We've seen alot of people come and go." Go. Now.
No matter how many imps, zombies and cyber demons are slain your Christian cousin will still insist that Doom is Satanic.
Unless you are paying them everyone you work with will be useless.
Girls only want you when you have one.
you don't miss things untill they're gone
Life has no meaning, but live it the best you can anyways, it most likely still is better then being dead, and there's always a hope that it may get better when it's not. Dead people got no hope.
scouts are a bunch of boys dressed like a 'Hansworst' lead by a 'Hansworst' dressed as boys ~Shelley Berman
Never tell a story cause it's true, tell a story because it's a good one ~John Pentland Mahaffy
It is good to be the king
Never underestimate the extent of junkies' stupidity.
Never underestimate fasion's ability to turn your little princess into a little whore.
Never underestimate the power that lies dormant within my thighs.
Never trust a white boy who talks like a black man.
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