Topic: The Official Piranha Revolution News Thread
A thread for official news about the Piranha Revolution, from yours truly, Xeno Syndicated, the only trustworthy source on the events of the Piranha Revolution in the IC universe.
During my time playing IC over the past 10 years or so, I have gained the trust of many vets and mods in this game, who have become my sources for the events of the revolution. Recently, unbeknownst to most, they have started a revolution against certain tyrannical farming families. It is currently an intergalactic war that shows no sign of stopping.
This thread will be my coverage of this historic 'Piranha Revolution'. Now, I must warn you that my coverage will not be entirely unbiased. Let me be clear: I hold that the vets and mods of the Piranha Revolution are the good guys; their idealism just, and their quest to bring honor back to the game of IC a noble one. They wish to save the IC universe from the tyrant families who, without any sense of honor, hit new families and new players often with the intention of making them delete. I am not on the side of these tyrants, and am, instead, writing in support of the Piranha Revolutionaries.
The aim of the Piranha Revolutionaries is simple: to unite small, new, start-up families in a revolution against the tyrannical farming families that plague the IC universe. Now, as I am a minor figure of this revolution, and of little importance in the grand scheme of things, I was chosen to cover this revolution, for if I am imprisoned my corrupt mods, or my empires targeted by tyrants, so be it. The Piranha Revolution will endure without me.
However, it is hoped that in recording the events of the Piranha Revolution, Piranha revolutionaries, and new players of new-start-up families will read it, and thus stay informed of the events of the Piranha Revolution, and therefore new start-up families and Piranhas everywhere, new, will know that they are fighting the tyrants alone, that their suffering and sacrifices are not in vain. In keeping informed of the events of the revolution, it is also hoped that those players and families everywhere who are fighting against the tyrant farming families can themselves begin to support the revolution, and fight back against the oppression being wrought by these tyrants.
To all of those who oppose us, know that imprisoning or simply executing me will be of no avail. For the Piranha Revolution will prevail with or without my recording of its events.
Stay tuned for news as it develops.
Oh well, I agree, were they in our position they'd be doing the same instead of whining.
