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Alright, I can do that... reporting news isn't too hard.. esspecially when I can twist the truth O.o
/Panda would like to help, somehow.
Don't listen to what they say muppet. Outcasts of the regime are welcome here. Even if you're not nearly hairy enough. Hell, it probably is your mothers fault anyway... and she's always blaming me!
*LP in an exagerated and over-the-top-emtional voice shouts:*
I've always warned everybody about that dangerous hairy man. Now they don't laugh anymore.
*LP send a letter with some misterious looking white powder to justian-but writes "hot horny girl, biggest fan" as sender instead*
I think a covert strike is in order.
Yes, that sounds good. I will test your military capabilities, make Loz cry, and scare the bajezus out of Yell all in a single strike.
My target will be of economical value, to shake Black_Wing, and i will spread rumours that it was a magical attack -- to shake Simon.
Oh you'll not need me so much that I'll get a nuke and blow up ur capital!!!!(didn't make sense)
The lack of hair isn't my problem, Little Paul, nonetheless, thankyou for your support.
If all their ammunition is is to laugh, we're quite safe!
Alright. We have officially recieved some distrupting news. Our roads and ports could be in danger not to mention airports and all those other shit i'm responsible for.
So I'm asking Einstein to start forming militia that will take out anyone that looks suspicious. Make all citicins sleep in one room with cctv and kill anyone that tries to escape. Motion sensors at the exits with automated turrets would be awsomme.
And I want every car made after 2002 to be scraped for recourses and including all SUV's since they be taking lots of space on the road. Instead we will now only make mini coopers. So if you want your groceries either take the public transportation that will now have special bins where you will be able to put all your food in.
Bah, nonsence. Who would do such a thing? trust me its all blabering from old females.
I am not with you, I am against you. I am also sowing your roads with radioactives so thats why they have so many holes inside them. This is so when I do my next nuclear attack there is a nonstop chain fusion down the entire length of the road. It will be quite spectacular to see, and hazardous.
There are so many holes in LP's roads because he's Belgian!
"/Panda would like to help, somehow"
Director of the Board of Cute Animals Consultancy?
> Einstein wrote:
> I am not with you, I am against you. I am also sowing your roads with radioactives so thats why they have so many holes inside them. This is so when I do my next nuclear attack there is a nonstop chain fusion down the entire length of the road. It will be quite spectacular to see, and hazardous.<
Freak.
> Freak.
Your the silly one who enlisted him 
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I was attempted to be enlisted. But as I said earlier unless certain policy decisions were made, I would keep nuking you all.
"Our good friend Michael gets to be in charge of the military, strategy, weapons research and propaganda."
"In Charge" Capiche? You can do whatever the hell you like as long as it keeps the world scared of us... the fact that I had to point this out to you makes me wonder if you are cut out for the position.
"and i will spread rumours that it was a magical attack -- to shake Simon."
Looks like I need to brew some powerful Make-Skoe-Smell-Like-Skunk potions...err..no!
I would say the population is sufficiently educated to understand that magic does not exist in reality. The rumors will shake no-one but the perpetrators of the attack and make them seem like superstitious (insert word of liking here). It will arouse the populace to want to do something about the attacking fanatics for the sake of national security!
Note: The Department of Magic, Magical Creatures, and Mythology is more of a cultural institution than whatever Skoe has in mind. Rather than a gathering place of wand wielding nut cases, it is a place of literary intellectuals who gather to write stories and epic poems..for the purpose of the state. All magic and magical creatures exist only within the realities of the STORIES.
/me goes to write a story of good vs evil, light vs darkness, with Fokker as the light, and Skoe as the demon king
lol I've just noticed some of your signatures!
Looks lik e I'll have to be more creative with a few of them... suggestions are welcome!
I say i get promoted to Chairman of the Commitee of Public Safety.... except we're more of a public works system rather then our ancestor
If you can come up with a good title (preferably an ominous one) then go for it; just post here so I can edit the OP accordingly.
I'm pleased to report the formation of the Stoolie Ratz Boys & Girls Club has cost us nothing, since nobody joined-- but since we started false rumors of membership the kids are turning in anonymous tips like crazy.out of self preservation!
... That's pretty clever, well played!
hmmm.... how about the High Inquisitor of State Security? I can run Channel One like the BBC in V for Vendetta, telling the people what we want them to be told 
"/Panda would like to help, somehow"
Director of the Board of Cute Animals Consultancy?
/Panda wonders if humans would be considered for Cute Animal status.
"High Inquisitor of State Security?"
No, Yell and ZoZ handle state security... and technically Flint too...
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