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@Fokker

I see that I have been rejected as minister of tranportation

I, the libertarian will join the communist and the neo-conservative in trying to take you down!!!!

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop

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Thankyou for declaring that publicly, I shall now leave you to the tender ministrations of Yell and Zoz.
When they have finished with you I shall turn you over to Einstein who will use you as a target for his latest superweapon.
Following that Nemmy will examine the medical records and provide me with a list of all of your relatives, who will all become martyrs to our great cause as they are all killed in a terrorist attack, thereby overshadowing your dissapearance.
In a few weeks it will be assumed that your perished with them.

And one more edit.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Black Wing stole my job!!! son of a....

Oh well....

Me for Propaganda!!! I'll make everyone believe Paul is the enemey and butchered his family!
Creative thinking FTW!!

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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

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/puts two torpedos at paul valter philo's elbows

"Ve hav a few kvestions mine Herrr!"

/takes pvp down cellar and lets the wrecking crew at him and saves the pieces

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I want teh title of mad scientist who draws funny pictures in margins, and thus gives good ideas to the weapons research team... I will live in a back room to your throne room, but will also spend some days on a small deserted island, where no one will ask about my genetic research program....

You know you want super-human warriors....

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Hmm... could be difficult to fit you in.... I'll think of something...

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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It would be stupid of you to kill me as you can use My image as a terrorist to invade other countries. A world order needs an enemy to keep the people united. I will set up an offshore bank account to which you can wire me money to fund my terrorist activities.

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop

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"A world order needs an enemy to keep the people united"

i already volunteered for that, dont try to take my job!

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"You frigging bunch of loonies.

Stop bullshitting. 's the other way round."

What's with all the sudden hard-nut swearing and colloquialisms?
Woah, you're one crazy character, better not cross you... roll

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i want to be the head of horny feminists council

Generally i don't like people.

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the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop

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I've got a better idea.

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

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63 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 06-Apr-2008 20:21:34)

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oh boy, muppet has an idea, this should be good for a laugh.

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He hasn't actually got an idea, he just wants to sound impressively assertive and masculine.

Simka - in which case, are you a horny feminist?

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he cant just back out after saying he has an idea! he has to post one, and it better be brilliant or else we'll all think he's a moron for the rest of his life and we'll show up sporadically in real life to make sure the people in his life also know he's a moron.

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I don't care! You're all falling for Fokker's evil plan.

I lead the rebellion!

I am a moron, or else i woudn't  call myself Muppet!

Nonetheless, avogadro, you are a sad person.

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

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"I lead the rebellion!"

you're just like the 100th person to say that in this thread......

"I am a moron, or else i woudn't  call myself Muppet!"

theres nothing wrong with that name!

"Nonetheless, avogadro, you are a sad person."

you're just jealous of my hairy back smile

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Haha, avo, you're an apeman! You've gone up in my estimation!

And of all the parts of my body to be hairy, I'm glad my is'nt!

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

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@nem:
minister of re-a-search? Is that as bad as it sounds?

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"And of all the parts of my body to be hairy, I'm glad my is'nt!"

Your what isn't? Now we're all curious!

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"Your what isn't? Now we're all curious!"

his back

its sad i know this and his gf doesnt

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"I lead the rebellion!"

I reiterate avogadro: original.

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I'm not even going to waste my time making more jokes aimed at Muppet, Avo and Loz have done a fair amount tongue

Where in the world is my Job, Fokker?

George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

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damn Fokker! The jobless are ready to riot!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"It would be stupid of you to kill me as you can use My image as a terrorist to invade other countries. A world order needs an enemy to keep the people united. I will set up an offshore bank account to which you can wire me money to fund my terrorist activities."

I don't need you alive to do that. tongue


"Where in the world is my Job, Fokker?"

Propaganda is already covered by each person... You can be in charge of Channel One, a channel that runs a little like the BBC did in the 1980's.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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