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Another edit, and a few additions to those already on the list.

If certain people do not come forwards soon, to deal with the economy and the military, I shall recruit them anyway... you know who you are...

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27 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 02-Apr-2008 18:13:15)

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Just take my advice, because everyone knows I know what to do. I'm just too lazy to actually do anything, so I'm perfect for a naive emperor's informative and trusty adviser. Just give me a nice salary and lots of women, I'll be a happy camper.

See? I made the rebel LP come out of the closet and reveal his identity as a rebel sympathizer!

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LP is just the decoy

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So . . . where is this gonna be? I say we just steal NZ, no one really lives there. Or cares. And it's pwetty.

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Sorry I will use my rogue nation nukes to wipe your nation out. Unless suddenly you all agree fully to the invasion of Iran, and destruction of any other nation that seeks rogue nuke status X(

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We'll stomp the rebels into submission! Just as soon as our snazzy uniforms come in. Navy blue slacks with lime green blazers and pale blue oxford shirts, and a blue-green tie. Fur Mussolini hats with gold tassels.  And enough firearms that nobody laughs

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@Yell
LOL I"M IN

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Another edit....

@Yell: That's the spirit! big_smile

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Me for Economy? I am Jewish... might as well put them money-making genes to work!

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You frigging bunch of loonies. I'm with you.

btw Justinian, you're going nowhere near Loz.

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its not justinian's fault if Loz ever feels the need to be with him

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Stop bullshitting. 's the other way round.

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That is the sound of a nuclear weapon breaching the atmosphere above your nation, say goodbye, kiss your collective arses.

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39 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 04-Apr-2008 22:27:22)

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how did you get ICBM's for your nukes?

and more importantly how do you know where to launch the nukes to, i dont think anyone knows the location of his country yet.

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we haven't picked a nation yet, who'd you nuke?

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ICBM? Why would I need that. I used that spacecraft from that Private Company, launched the warhead, and it is coming down on target. Thier security sucks btw. I think I might get a new contract there if I can hide I was the thief!

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The Yell I used your coordinates figuring as commander of the armed forces you are the foci of the enemy!

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damn no wonder my microwave popcorn popped in the box!

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lol

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Som wait, he didn't even tell you what your defending? Man... looks like we own the Bermuda Triangle

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People are starting to get into the swing of it. Nice. big_smile

re Einsteins nuke atack: It doesnt matter where it goes, as long as it's not here. wink

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So we do own the Bermuda Triangle! My dreams have come true!!! tongue

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"So . . . where is this gonna be? I say we just steal NZ, no one really lives there. Or cares. And it's pwetty."
Bah! What?? Australia already owns New Zealand, and we wont give her up without a fight X(. (Unless of course, you trick Australians into believing that if you don't own New Zealand it will some how speed up global warming...).

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I will have to create my own new world order to combat any such silly nonsense. Flint in charge of military? You have no one in charge of the economy, society, your supply of cookies, no accountants, and you don't even have a minister of 'keeping it real'.

Hah!

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48 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 05-Apr-2008 03:29:44)

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NZ is killing the Great Barrier Reef...

Better evacuate it

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49 Reply by Salamandastron (edited by SkyWarp 05-Apr-2008 03:40:38)

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Well I'm trying to become in charge of the economy... if not i can be an accountant basically the same job, just different nameplate

And yeah,  yall beter get the hell outta NZ before they make another chunk of Antarctica fall off >=(

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Someone needs to to take on research.

Well, I am scientist.

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