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the geeks will all survive cus were inside hiding from reality

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I have a boat to madagascar when it hits europe

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Re: swine flu

TO ARMS MEN! Anyone who is not yet infected, gear up. Grab your swords, your axes, and your armor. Slay those who have succumbed. Slay them all, FOR THE HORDE!

*charges into battle*

And remember kids, being selfish is a virtue.

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Re: swine flu

we should kill all mexicans

and all those who live within 100,000 miles of mexico smile

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We should blow up Earth, cleanse it from bacteria for once and for all.

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blowing it up won't solve anything but spread our crap to other celestial bodies

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It'd be a laugh though.

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> Sibanu wrote:

> It'd be a laugh though.


Can't argue with logic

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madagascar will be closed then aro, you'd better hop on your boat now

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I heard Jews were finding it bad to call it 'Swine' Flu.

So they're calling it Mexican Flu -_-

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Loool

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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actually it is true that the Obama Administration and Congress want you to call it H1N virus because "swine flu" hurts American agribusiness

in a press conference DHS Secy and the Secy of Agriculture pointedly rejected swine flu--since it now passes from human to human, you see.  Ahaha.

"Mexico flu" is of course right out!

I propose the moderate compromise: Disco fever!

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: swine flu

NAH IS chicken flu coz pass from bird

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I propose that everyone who renames something in an effort to...

What am I saying? Kill 'em all.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

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> NAH IS chicken flu coz pass from bird

Pig

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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No idea what madagascar has to do with mexico.

But blowing up the world sounds like a plan.

This forum is stupid.

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Re: swine flu

Chris_Balsz
> in a press conference DHS Secy and the Secy of Agriculture pointedly rejected
> swine flu--since it now passes from human to human, you see.  Ahaha.

Torqez:
> I heard Jews were finding it bad to call it 'Swine' Flu.
> So they're calling it Mexican Flu -_-


Just FYI guys: It was called swine flu because 'pig flu' sounds weird tongue. Well anyway
thats what they mean by swine. Now, people are turning around and saying "Hey,
how about we call it #XYZ instead...so people don't turn away from pig meat
and absolutely ruin pig farmers and butchers".

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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And of course, there are those who call it "God's punishment"..

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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Re: swine flu

Well they said you can eat infected meat since cooking it kills the virus so I don't really care.

I want some bacon right now.

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"No idea what madagascar has to do with mexico.

But blowing up the world sounds like a plan."

not sure if that was the connection but there's this only flash game, pandemic 2 or something I believe, where you are a virus/bacteria/parasite and you got to infect the world, but madagascar is only reachable by boat + almost immediatly closes its borders at any sign of trouble and therefor it is very hard to infect

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yeah whatever fyou fin tags mofers

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oh dammed ebaumsworld fag, go back to sucking cocks

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http://www.xkcd.com/574/

: )

"Vanity of Vanities" said the preacher, "Vanity of Vanities, all is Vanity"

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World alert level raised to 5 out of 6

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If the swine flu has the same origin as aids, then mankind lets us down.

You know that AIDS was originally a non-human disease. It was discovered on a monkey tribe in a jungle in Africa. A couple of years later suddenly the African human tribe that was living nearby, also got aids! What other reason can we find than some nub African hotsietotsies assbanged that monkey and got aids in the first place!

I wonder if this swine flu has the same origin... I really hope not. tell us Torqez.. did u or did u not?

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