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Topic: The anti-noobishness Contract

WHEREAS 'I' is a player holding an account in the game Imperial Conflict.

1. I agree never to 'farm' any family smaller then half my families NW. After all this is Imperial Conflict NOT Imperial Agriculture. I wouldn't look good with a red neck anyways.

2. I agree never to make a core larger then 20 systems in a nap. If someone else tries to make a core Larger then 20 systems, I agree to attack them immediately. After all, any idiot who sends you a 40 system core and demands a nap deserves to die.

3. I agree not to watch the fam news when the bank is broke and ask for cash every time someone sends some. If I have to resort to doing this then I probably don't deserve the cash.

4. I agree to never ever sign a pnap. Pnaps should be left to nerds who think infra building is fun. Pnaps are the equivalent of miniskirts, and those nerds deserve to get raped.

5. I agree to give Primo full access to my body should I fail to comply with the above conditions.


By re posting the list at the bottom of this contract with your name added you agree to adhere to all requirements outlined in the above contract.

1. A10

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Re: The anti-noobishness Contract

nev0r!

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

Time to die."

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Re: The anti-noobishness Contract

boldy stated!

fear me, for i will stand next to your bed tonight and will kick your ass to kingdome come

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Re: The anti-noobishness Contract

1) unless they keep provoking
2) unless I'm in a pwning fam, making a NAP with another pwning fam, with whom we devide our entire sector.
3) true, at least be able to survive alone
4) PNAP after huge war, where you got an obvious winner. So you both can go fight other wars and dont have to worry about eachother, cause that has been fought out.
5) seems the above 4 aren't a problem. I'm donating my dead body to Primo already. I could give him some foreplay while still alive.

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Re: The anti-noobishness Contract

Actualy this is a very good idea if you simply adjust some points.

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