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Australia has become the fattest nation in the world, with more than 9 million adults now rated as obese or overweight, according to an alarming new report.

The most definitive picture of the national obesity crisis to date has found that Australians now outweigh Americans and face a future "fat bomb" that could cause 123,000 premature deaths over the next two decades.

If the crisis is not averted, obesity experts have warned, health costs could top $6 billion and an extra 700,000 people will be admitted to hospital for heart attacks, strokes and blood clots caused by excess weight.

The latest figures show 4 million Australians

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2 Reply by The Great Eye (edited by Zarf BeebleBrix 12-Nov-2008 06:09:08)

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Hell no!  Trying to top us!  U S A!  U S A!


I'll show you!  Cheeseburgers and twinkies!  How do you like that for a balanced diet???

Come on, Americans!  We can't let them take our gold award from us!

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why am i so fat!!!

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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I'm not fat X(.

I'm just an energy conserving storage facility.



I'm doing my part for the environment, you know.

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xD

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Clearly oz propaganda!

USA! USA! USA!

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Stop Yelling!  That Burns Calories!

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Just for the record, cause i had trouble believing the numbers; the %age given is for BMI over 25, which is overweight.

Over 30 is obese, but that's not given in this chart.


That being said; where the hell is Belgium in that list? X( We should be inthere, with our beer, chocolate and fries !

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Ah, found it. We're 104th!

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True that I hardly see really fat people here.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Surely they are the easiest to spot?

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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maybe he's really fat so he considers really fat normal

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Your all fat X(

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I'm long as well

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15 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 15-Nov-2008 04:21:38)

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Is a person who is 5'6, 115 lbs, and a 30 inch waist a fatty?

Because that's what most women are nearby me.

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16 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 15-Nov-2008 04:56:00)

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i know a woman thats probably 5'7, is 85 lbs and thinks she's a fatty. i tell her she's not fat, but me being an american destroys my credibility when it comes to such matters.

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Justinian: Thats bordering under-weight, which is just as bad as being over-weight.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
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18 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 15-Nov-2008 09:40:58)

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Avo,

Obviously she's anorexic.

Skoe,

Naw it's within the range of healthy smile.

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my BMI is slightly below the average range and I'm American. I'm failing the gold reward.

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Ironically, I'm 70Inches (5'10), 240, and 14% Body Fat... i'm built like a truck ^^, But that could be the Marine Corps, but i find the American obesisty crisis effecting everyone but me! If anything will help me become fat, and reclaim the fat award, it will be those damn Hooter Hot Wings.. Omg... *Drool*

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well, you are winning, no need to be fat, just high weight low height

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Yeah, i always found it funny how i can have a 6 pack but be "Overweight".

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Some people are reall animals I wouldnt like to meet tongue.

Naw seriously now, so you are one of those guys that can stay one hour in fridged water and show no signs of hypothermia?

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My family just has good genes. No one is fat, despite our poor eating habits.

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25 Reply by [RPA] Arocalex (edited by [RPA] Arocalex 15-Nov-2008 21:59:42)

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As long as you dont eat saturated fats you should be fine if you exercise once or twice a week. Its not that hard to stay normal, its much harder to stay buffed.

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