I think its because they live longer than we wanted them to
actually because they're gonna earn $2 million salary plus room and board for 4 years, and they can make that much for 30 mins speech on "I like me, and you should like yourself", they can pay for their own rentacops for 40 years
"I am planning to go in to political science with the strict intention of transforming it in to an empirical discipline, and introduce the light of reason to liberal arts academics by illustrating how the realist political approach is the right approach. I will devote my life to discrediting America's current consensus of things like natural rights, post-modernism, and anything normative (A state ought to do x). "
YAWN they been at it for nearly 20 years, ever since CORELDRAW let them do insane 3D graphs to show correlations and justapositions of factors they've been arguing a positivist approach. Boring as hell, dude!
"an empirical approach is not valid for human-sciences, as you will see. The truth is always tainted by your vision on the subject. "

You ARE a postmodernist!
/sobs
/shoots Alan in the back of the head
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.