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Topic: This Zombie Crap is Racist

Do you have zombie plan?  Do you have a plan for what you will do if the zombies attack?

Ok now suppose instead of zombies it was a race riot?

What would you do?

How is that different from your zombie plan?

Have you ever heard of an actual zombie attack?

Have you ever heard of an actual race riot?

Which would you say is more likely?

So which were you really planning for?

It was Resident Evil 5 that woke me up.   As we machine gunned swarms of rampaging blacks, I was forced to admit, if we weren't pretending this was a zombie invasion, this would be the most incredibly racist game in the history of gaming.  If Leopold II of Belgium was alive, he would be playing Resident Evil 5*.

If you are seriously open to the idea that one day the world will flip, and you will be attacked by humans who don't think like you, don't talk like you, dress weird, and are pure evil, even if they were your best friend at work the day before --- you are preparing for Sebrenica, not zombie invasion.

*assuming we answered his cries of "Oh Christ, let me out, I'm not dead"

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Re: This Zombie Crap is Racist

The difference is that if you're planning for a race riot, you won't suddenly find yourself in a position where a close ally was bit by a rioter, forcing you to shoot that ally.  As such, you can construct a more person-reliant survival plan, as long as those people are not sympathizers to the race riot.  CERTAIN friends may flip sides, but it's much easier to check that.

That being said, zombie apocalypses, like most any form of disaster, include many of the same elements: a need to forage for resources, a proper safehouse, etc.  In fact, FEMA had a big promotion campaign in which they suggested steps people can take to prepare themselves for a zombie apocalypse (which was also applicable to any other disaster).  So no, I don't doubt that they would look similar.

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Re: This Zombie Crap is Racist

Chris and E are manning the line with their Squad Automatic Weapons, mowing down fifth avenue when suddenly from above drops one from a window and bites Chris.

E shoots her dead then watches with fear as Chris starts foaming at the mouth and uttering phrases like "equal opportunity", "black lives matter", "I can't breath" and "Hail Obama".

E silently weeps as he draws a bead on Chris who suddenly realizes he has a gun in his hand "ack, these things should be banne..." is his last wordes as E ripes him in half with a three second burst.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: This Zombie Crap is Racist

Had your iron today, sookie?

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Chris should have said "Einstein have a snickers bar"

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Re: This Zombie Crap is Racist

you need to watch "Pork Chop Hill", it's a good one

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LT. CLEMMONS:  Had your iron today, Suki?
LT. OHASHI:  Okay, okay, I'll shut up.

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Re: This Zombie Crap is Racist

I was unaware that Zombies crap much less that their crap is racist.  What does it do that is racist?  Does it stop Oprah from buying purses after a store has closed or does it defend itself when attacked in Ferguson?  Or is does it disagree with the current president and therefore it must be racist...

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that is true I wonder if zombies have to poop.  Maybe that should be how zombies die in the next show, their poop attacks them from the inside.

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If they are going to did it, they need to hurry.  I think a version of this idea is going to be used for the major offensive in the next planet of the apes movie.

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Planet of the Apes: Gone Apeshit?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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