Topic: Stop Having Kids
The more of you have kids the more certain I will one day be confronted by some guy who says, "Hello. My name is XY Zee. You trolled my father. Prepare to die."
And Congrats Nick!
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.