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Topic: A day in the life of Obama

So I asked what Obama was doing one day... my friend was helpful but kinda quiet.
Me: Is Obama golfing?
Friend: Nope
Me: Is Obama fundraising?
Friend: Nope
Me: Is Obama on Vacation?
Friend: Nope
Me: Is Obama holding a Gala?
Friend: Nope
Me: Ok so maybe Obama is doing another racial tension thing?
Friend: Nope
Me: So he is attacking Republicans for something?
Friend: Nope
Me: Ok so my last guess, he is out bowing to some World leader or getting a selfie with one?
Friend: You missed the last option
Me: *baffled* ok so I am tired, been a long day... what is it?
Friend: Off to get involved in another war he plans to fight with a losing strategy, helping the wrong side for the wrong reasons
Me: Oh snap, that should have been obvious....

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: A day in the life of Obama

we finally found a guy who spends more time thinking about Obama than Obama

I'll alert the FBI

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: A day in the life of Obama

So Jimmy Carter is not the worst president anymore ?

The inmates are running the asylum

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Re: A day in the life of Obama

Not at all even a close thing.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: A day in the life of Obama

The Carter Center led the extermination of the Guinea worm parasite, so, he's actually cooler than most of our Presidents who didn't exterminate anything from the planet.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: A day in the life of Obama

Lincoln exterminated slavery
Reagan  exterminated communism
Clinton exterminated debt
Johnson exterminated Kennedy
Nixon exterminated himself
Bush exteminated americas good reputation

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Re: A day in the life of Obama

what good reputation?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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