Topic: Why America Can't Have National Health
Let's Get Physical
OMG, he's hot!
Let's hope he's as easy to get as this birth control.
My health insurance
covers the pill, which means all I have to worry
about is getting him between the covers*.
I got insurance.
Now you can too.
Thanks obamacare!* The pill doesn't protect you from STDs, condoms and common sense do that.
There isn't enough tea in China to pay for the health costs of Amerifornication.
BTW you who live in countries with facial-recognition software and CCTV, scan those ads and stop all these guys at the airport. Heads up, bro
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.