Topic: You Are Special To Obama

Really. We like you best of all.
You too.

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Belgium wasn't in the list.

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you took too long getting a government.  No government means no PM and no PM means no photo op with Obama

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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In any case we have under-aged hookers to take photos with... apparently.

We thought he would prefer no gov doing nothing over a gov doing nothing. It doesn't matter anyway if you loose money to a gov or a high borrowing rate why work?

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well I guess he could meet with the King and bow to him while shaking his hand

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Still not enough. The kings hands shakes anyway!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89sbo0Slb6g
(at 1:30)

This was in 1993! Imagine what it would look like now...

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You got to meet one of the lovable puppets of Jeff Dunham!

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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lol

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Well as silly as Obama is, Biden is worse. 

Mr. President, thank you for that welcome.  It was a delight to have you in Washington and at the White House.  And it’s a great honor -- and I might add, a privilege -- to be able to address such an esteemed body.  I served in a parliament that only had 535 members total.  This is even a greater honor.

...As you already know, ladies and gentlemen, not only am I pleased to be back here in Brussels for the second time as Vice President -- as you probably know, some American politicians and American journalists refer to Washington, DC as the “capital of the free world.”  But it seems to me that this great city, which boasts 1,000 years of history and which serves as the capital of Belgium, the home of the European Union, and the headquarters for NATO, this city has its own legitimate claim to that title.
 
As a lawmaker for more than 36 years in our Parliament, I feel particularly honored to address the European Parliament.  President Obama and I were the first running mates in the last 50 years in America to make it to the White House from our legislative bodies.  So we both come to our executive jobs with a deep appreciation for the work you do here in the bastion of European democracy.

Together with my former colleagues in the United States Congress, you and I represent more than 800 million people.  Stop and think about that for a moment:  two elected bodies that shape the laws for almost one-eighth of the planet’s population.  That’s truly remarkable.

At this point there was an intermission while the members got dry shoes and socks.

Let me state it as plainly as I can:  The Obama-Biden administration has no doubt about the need for and strongly supports a vibrant European Union.  We believe it’s absolutely essential to American prosperity and long-term security.  So have no doubt about that.

Uh oh.  Swap your euros for gold.

Folks, 65 years ago this week, less than 200 kilometers south of here, Nazi leaders signed an unconditional surrender that brought an end to the Second World War in Europe.

Bet you folks didn't know that!

On that joyous day -- May 8, 1945 -- this continent lay in ruins, ravaged twice by total wars in less than 30 years.

Everyone was smiling and laughing, dancing in the rubble.

As President Obama said in Prague a little more than a year ago, a strong Europe makes a stronger partner for the United States, and we need strong partners.  That is why we will do everything we can to support this great endeavor of yours.  Because the past 65 years have shown that when Americans and Europeans devote their energies to common purpose, there is almost nothing we are unable to accomplish.

Yeah like ravaging the place twice in 30 years and leaving it in ruins.
Oh wait, he said in the postwar era! He's referring to our limitless achievements of the postwar era. Like...um...
I can think of stuff WE did, and I can think of stuff YOU did, but jointly, we...um...well no that was Gorbachev just giving up...

To those skeptics who, in spite of all these accomplishments, continue to question the state of transatlantic relationships or my country’s attitude toward a united Europe, my answer is this:  Even if the United States and the nations all of you represent were not united by shared values and common heritage of many millions of our citizens, myself included, our global interests alone would inexorably bind us together.

Well it's lucky we're all democratic and free, because even if you were still under the Nazi boot, we couldn't say no to the money!
 

The relationship between my country and Europe is today as strong, and as important, as all of us -- to all of us as it has ever been.

Kiss of death, I'm telling you.  Ask Hamid Karzai how important a strong relationship is to Obama.

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Thronig-Schmidt is hot
Is she married?

The inmates are running the asylum

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yeah she's been married to Neil Kinnock's son since 1996 and they have 2 kids
he lives in Davos and works for the World Economic Forum
so you need a few billion to get ahead of him

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Guess i have to speed up my plans for a  raid on Fort Knox

The inmates are running the asylum

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oops,i hope the NSA didn't tape that

The inmates are running the asylum