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Topic: Cross Talk

So I heard of a game played in like medieval thatre, In which one person sets up a joke and the next person finishes it. (tho it was slightly more complicated than that) I think It'd be fun to give it a go smile.

So what Happens is u post a punchline to the post above and then write a new set up. then someone else will do the same for your post smile.
Ok here goes.


A Nun, Father christmas and a Nice Guy Lawyer were in an Elevator

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Re: Cross Talk

the Nun looks at Father Christmas and says, "I thought they were a myth."


A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

Valour-the courage to do what scares you to death

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Re: Cross Talk

<TheBigOne> Alundra
<TheBigOne> the only thing i got out of that
<TheBigOne> was a bad there is no god joke for the nun
<TheBigOne> jim carry in lier lier for the good lawyer
<TheBigOne> and father time being fake






Thor walks into a bar, with a cheese tray a goat and some silver coins.

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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Re: Cross Talk

Both men realised they'd walk into one anothers jokes and gave up on a punch line.

doctor doctor I think I might have aids

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Re: Cross Talk

Yelled Arby as blood came running from his bum




A grandma and a dog where walking down the road

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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Re: Cross Talk

But right of way is sacred to me


Pat and Mike were working on the railroad when the foreman hollered at them to come over

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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The monkey had no luck teaching dpenguins and flint pilates.



6 blondes, 3 redheads, and 2 blondes got stuck on an elevator with only 1 vibrator

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Re: Cross Talk

At the end of the concourse Paris banned BIG Will from ever coming back....

Such a Parody it was, until someone offered to have a devils three way with the blonde and red head...

A gallivanting canine ran down the road full tilt with blood in his eyes...

One life to live in is all that a person needs. When traveling down a road looking for the ascension to greater things, all that really matters is the way you got to the end, when you reach your final destination did you help or hurt more?

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Re: Cross Talk

last time i lick peanut butter off her he thought....

so a banana and an orange walk into a bar

<StrykerKp> whos the sxy guy?
<Snailex> banksy
<StrykerKp> o ok

I don't fight great wars  .......  I fund them!

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Re: Cross Talk

I say walked into a bar - what i mean is my bar ran into them!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Cross Talk

He was being chased by a drug addled, Sexually Deprived Colonel Sanders

Three men sharing a flat, a cowboy, a pirate and broadband and wifi specialist

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Re: Cross Talk

30 naked women yelled "HEY KOOLAID"

Arby and TBO decided to have a tractor drag race on Main Street

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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So they dressed in there best tractor drag queen clothes and raced......both failed to impress

after a long days work two hookers got undressed and one said to the other

<StrykerKp> whos the sxy guy?
<Snailex> banksy
<StrykerKp> o ok

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Re: Cross Talk

That's the last time I take a corner next to that banksy guy wearing the gimp suit.

A sheep, a goat and a lawyer find a genie lamp

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Re: Cross Talk

The sheep said "baaaa" and POOF he was a ram.
The goat said, "baaaa" and POOF he was a ram.
The lawyer said "quick change them back to a sheep and goat" and POOF they were sheep and goat again.
The genie said, "OK dude, what's with messing with their wishes?"   And the lawyer said, "I'm preserving the Rams' draft picks"


Batman, Superman and Doctor Who meet at the United Nations

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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