Topic: Greatest Figure of Speech of all Time

"Hershey Squirts"

As in, "I've got the Hershey Squirts"

Top that tongue

"I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight."
"I'm just naturally lazy, but I will if I have to."

Retired

Re: Greatest Figure of Speech of all Time

"There she blows!"

-as in there goes mount St. Helen's top.

One life to live in is all that a person needs. When traveling down a road looking for the ascension to greater things, all that really matters is the way you got to the end, when you reach your final destination did you help or hurt more?

Re: Greatest Figure of Speech of all Time

shut your man pleaser

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Greatest Figure of Speech of all Time

Bottoms up

One life to live in is all that a person needs. When traveling down a road looking for the ascension to greater things, all that really matters is the way you got to the end, when you reach your final destination did you help or hurt more?