Re: Rifftrax Worst Movies of All Time

http://www.rifftrax.com/worst-movies-of-all-time


Now I know these are voted on by the internets, so, it's going to be skewed.
But actually none of these are the worst movies.  They're just bad movies seen by enough people to be remembered.

I'm gonna go to imdb, and put in Michael Caine....there.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073901/  The Wilby Conspiracy.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Wilby Conspiracy is a worse movie than anything on that list.  I haven't seen it, but, That's Just It: It's a Michael Caine movie nobody every saw and nobody talks about.  Michael Caine and Sidney Poitier, down the memory hole. Wow.

There's also that Bruce Lee movie where he died in the middle, so, they filmed scenes with a Chinese guy in a body suit WEARING A BRUCE LEE PHOTOGRAPH on his head.  I kid you not.

Also Peter Lorre did a whole series of Mr. Moto movies.  In the novels, Mr. Moto is a straight-on Japanese spy killing anti-Japanese bandits all over the world (aka freedom fighters).  In the movies he's a white guy in bad makeup claiming to be a world police detective agent.  Those looked pretty bad.

There was another series about Charlie Chan, I saw 10 mins of that because that's all I could stand. Another white guy made up to look Asian, and the "plot" was he joined some "friends" who were having a "party" and the "joke" was that one guy drew pictures of the guests, and, he drew a slanteyed gop who was Guess Who?  They nearly peed laughing , Chan included.  Then they all went somewhere to have a drink, and I went somewhere to have a good movie.

But none of those were the worst movie, because the sound was in sync.

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the movie poster has got 6 people dangling from a helicopter, which inevitably means that this movie is covered in awesomesauce

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how did jeepers creepers not make the list?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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this one stunk pretty bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efyvf-NmfJM

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rifftrax Worst Movies of All Time

Watchmen was the worst.

Crappy super heroes, crappy costumes, crappy plot, to much sex scenes for an R rating, crap character development, crap art, crap scenes, crap ending.

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did you read the graphic novel?

how could you hate the plot, the psychotic rightwinger won through even in death

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rifftrax Worst Movies of All Time

Plan nine from outer space kind of had the same thing as that bruce lee picture.
Bela Lugosi died halfway through and they used old footage and a stand in.
Of course then there are the cardboard tombstones, the UFO's on a string and the airplane thrust that knocks two people over but doesn't move their hair what so ever. And about three billion other things that are wrong tongue

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Plan nine was awesome in its crappiness. The Green Slime is probably even more hilarious, and it comes with an awesome soundtrack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9ff9ccwcA

And Flint, you have no taste if you truly meant that.

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iron eagle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujgFJuE6srg

The inmates are running the asylum

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how can you hate watchmen? giant blue penis ftw!!!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Batman versus Penguin was pretty crappy, of course anything with Penguins is an automatic fail

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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sad

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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You hated the Watchman!?

"Crappy super heroes"

Thats kinda the whole message of the Watchman - those whom you hold up as figures of power and authority are arseholes just like everyone else (some even more so).