"The project will involve several hundred miners and engineers and will utilize state of the art machinery and environmentally-friendly(?) solvents to re-create Obama's bust in the area adjacent to the George Washington visage. The three-year completion time is admittedly optimistic given the fact that the original monument took a total of fourteen years to construct.  Unlike the original effort, however, which relied on workers affixed to the top of the monument via rope harnesses, hydraulic lifts are expected to be placed with telescoping platforms, employing much of the same engineering technology currently in use to reconstruct the World Trade Center. "

Oh, so it won't be finished 11 years later.

Won't happen

Give it 2.3 years and not a chance. No Democrats will even back this crap idea then.

Why not? We're only going down from here.

The fires of Mount Doom?

of course, it's not going to happen

just wanted to see y'all react :-P