Re: You know you play Skyrim to much when...

You are driving down the road and when you see some blue flowers you want to stop to gather herbs.

When you see a mountainside up close, see a discolored set of stone and wonder what ore you can dig up there.

When you see a hot woman and wish you could use Force of Mara upon her.

When you are away from the game for a while you start wondering if there are any new mods.

When you wish you could open a mapbook, select a location, and fast travel there... skipping all the boring rl stuff.

When you set your phones ringtone to the music of a dragon homing in on you.

When you practice different shouts irl hoping they might work.

When you have completed all quests (except the repeating ones) in the game on your tenth toon.

When you start killing everyone just to see who is 'essential' and who is not.

When you become a vampire in game, then irl try to avoid the sun as well.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: You know you play Skyrim to much when...

you have no life

Dutch bastard

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Re: You know you play Skyrim to much when...

You sponsor the "Arrow to the Knee Victim's Fund"

You take more time to choose your clothes in Skyrim than in real life

You don't think a Jabbawack is an innuendo

Your eyesight slowly starts to degrade after long hours of focusing on your computer screen, and you suspect it's from Skyrim because you've read the Elder Scroll

You could spend an hour debating the politics behind the Stormcloak War, but don't know who's running for President

You've begun to construct a Dragon-English dictionary

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

Re: You know you play Skyrim to much when...

you think the trololo troll hack is a debasement of both trolls and trololo, with inadequate graphics and is not funneh at all

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.