Sexual Predators exist as we all know.

In the past they were often found to work in schools. A number of cases later the nation (as a set of States) pretty much made hiring standards include background checks.

Those predators who were known tried to move to daycare for a while, and succeeded. Even the new ones, the aspiring pedophile moved to daycare.

This resulted in very strong daycare filtering and acceptance that you just do not let anyone just do daycare.

We also pretty much life very hard for identified pervs and pedo's.

However thanks to the United States government we now have a new place for them to work.

Yes The_Unknown can even possibly get a job touching a kids junk.

Hurry now to join the TSA.

Benefits include being able to watch a woman touch up women all day, being able to touch up all the children you could want, or if you can get lucky you can get into a scanning booth and see peoples junk all day long! Yes a job where the average perv/pedo can do what they most desire and not goto jail for it!

And you thought you were going to have to become a doctor before you could have such satisfaction!

Remember apply now to gain protection! Heck I bet if you get caught off the port you can claim it was on the job training and Janet Napolitano will protect you (so long as you are part of a Union, else so long sucker).

Remember this is serious business now, your molesting while in uniform, so no premature ejeculations!

/sarcasm

So when can we end this program?