1 Topic by Forza (edited by Forza 04-Jun-2008 12:37:38)

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Topic: Regarding sexual relationships

It is better to fake than to disappoint


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Re: Regarding sexual relationships

That's what your girlfriend says apparently....

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3 Reply by Forza (edited by Forza 04-Jun-2008 12:39:10)

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my gf has copyrighted that phrase yes.

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Re: Regarding sexual relationships

Wouldn't know...

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Re: Regarding sexual relationships

For those who cant get the job done, there is always a warm banana yikes

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Cucumber would be better, I would think.  With a banana, you got those pointy edges.

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peel it first smile

then eat it after

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lol...u sure the banana wont be squished??

i agree with supall that a cucumber would be better=P

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9 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 04-Jun-2008 15:54:05)

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Are you sure you guys want to debate the sexual performance of agricultural products?

well now an actual female joins in...hmm...maybe that's a good icebreaker  for a first date

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Fake or Dissapoint who?

You cant fake or dissapoint Pamela and her five sisters wink

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Re: Regarding sexual relationships

*reposts*

Yes cucumbers are better

Firmness not just the size, I'm not a greedy girl wink

Faking is a pointless!

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Re: Regarding sexual relationships

We should rename the thread to Regarding sexual unrelationships

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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If you want firm, but don't like the size of cucumbers, try plantains!

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14 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 04-Jun-2008 19:20:12)

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Green bananas are firm as yams.  But I don't suppose any of you over there can get a green banana.

WHY am I posting in this?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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15 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 04-Jun-2008 19:25:54)

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What about pineapples?



"It is better to fake than to disappoint"

If you're considerate, you make her orgasm too.

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16 Reply by The Great Eye (edited by Zarf BeebleBrix 04-Jun-2008 19:47:56)

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Because you've gone completely mad...

EDIT: That was in response to The_Yell.  Honest!

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Yell, green isn't a forbidden colour for bananas over here!

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Oh plantains hmmm I'll stick to my cucumbers

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oh dear yikes

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Girls have it easy.
Guys don't have their own agricultural product.

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too bad applepies don't grow on tries aye tongue

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> ~♥ Mishe ♥~ wrote:

> *reposts*

, I'm not a greedy girl wink




HUH??? Since when babe wink

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