1 Topic by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 18-Oct-2011 07:54:51)

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I just met a bizarre woman. She's bizarre because I felt like I was talking to myself, and I am BIZARRE. She agreed with me that relationships are typically maintained by a complex web of popular nonsense, valued and practiced brutal honesty, applied practical principles of communication and cooperation in relationships, valued safety in sex and understood STIs just as well as me, and said she wanted a bed-buddy relationship for now.

The hell?

The hell because I never met a woman like that.

The world has just turned upside down.

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IA is in love?

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She might just be agreeing with you because she wants sex and knows you will give it to her on demand... It's common tongue

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I might be horribly wrong, but here's my 2 cents:

What she did was defeating you on your own ground, lad. She saw that all you said is some sort of defence system you develloped to protect your vulnerable self. By agreeing with you, she made it so that you don't have any reason to turn her down. She put herself out there, and she's interested. Now be a brave boy and try to make it work! Invite her to something!
Also, cooking works wonders!

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we never doubted it for a moment WFS.

He waka eke noa

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Women are worthless beings. You'd be better off stabbing her Jus.



Last but not least, let it be noted that I'm not always a sarcastic haughty arse! I genuinly try to help here!

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Aw widdle Justi has met a girl and is gwowing up.

How cute.

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Fool,

No. But of all the women I have met, I respect her the most.

WFS,

I'm not protecting my "vulnerable self." I was the one agreeing with her. That's what was bizarre - it was like listening to my own thoughts.

ARF,

Umm ...

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thats virgin talk, get on with it son

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Seriously... Justinian, if that's so rare for you... we need to switch cities!  tongue

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11 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 04-Nov-2011 07:17:33)

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I am finished with that woman. I'm sick of her bait/switch, and heard enough unbelievable stories about why she needs money and isn't available. I'm cutting my losses. Oh well, at least I got laid once.

Never trying a relationship again, even a bed buddy one. Ever.

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No bumping...

Threads, that is.

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It's a relevant update. And I am furious.

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ARF,

LOL.

Btw, I am back with her. We have concluded a mutually satisfying arrangement.

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Friends with benefits ftw!

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hahaha.

all that angst for nothing.

He waka eke noa

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"Btw, I am back with her. We have concluded a mutually satisfying arrangement."

Be careful, is my only advice...people don't change...if this statement is true, "I'm sick of her bait/switch, and heard enough unbelievable stories about why she needs money and isn't available." then that will creep up again...

"Never trying a relationship again, even a bed buddy one. Ever."

Looks like you did tongue...but good luck with everything, hope it works out smile

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Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6FWz7obpE

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Sounds like a calculating person.

I hope your long term investments are suffiently fixed. smile

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Good to see you have the courage of your convictions....:p

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It means, she doesn't have a home, and she's looking for a Sugar Daddy, so she can crash at your place.

Don't do it.

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