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Topic: how do you know when your a good assassin?

its when the police turn up and the crime scene and one of them is all like "what do you think the cause of death is?" and the other one says "well, It definatly wasn't assissination"

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

If you have to ask, you aren't.

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3 Reply by The Yell (edited by Demotivator 08-Oct-2011 15:36:31)

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

you know how they have the Tony Hawke's Skateboard video game franchise?

well like that, only it's you and its about assassination

also they have a movie about hiring assassins, and they have the scene where the guy does his "I looked for assassins" report and your face is on one of the manila folders

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4 Reply by Alundra (edited by My Little Pony Man 08-Oct-2011 16:50:20)

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

You ever played Tenchu Stealth Assassins?

thats a game about me

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

your ever play halo? thats a game about me big_smile

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

Well I'd say a good assassin is when the police show up, you invite them in, they can't find the murder weapon, and you ask them to stay for dinner.

What's on the menu?  Lamb shank of course, right off the bone.

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

lol that would be good, but if the police suspected you, you wouldn't be a good assassin at all tongue

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

that was a good hitchcock episode with the lamb

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

setting up some sort of scenario a week in advance in which the Target ends up killing himself?

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Remo Williams.  The Adventure Continues.

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Yeah I guess if a retired world master tells you you're the incarnation of Shiva and can only be killed by your alter-ego at the appointed time, you're bound to kick ass

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

You know bout that series, dexter ?

till the end of time..

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

hrm
hes not so good though is he? he keeps losing family

I guess if you can walk into a room full of gunmen wearing leather and they dont shoot you because they're staring at your ass in leather, then you're above average, so La Femme Nikita is +++

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Your a good assassin when you walk into the room with your target, the target goes "Oh Hell forget this", and he blows his own brains out.  Your reputation proceeds you Mr. Bond.

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Re: how do you know when your a good assassin?

there is no such thing as a good assassin........ just like there is no santa, and no easter bunny.

don't touch me i am contagious........;p

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