Topic: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

After much waiting (lol) and anticipation, Heat 3 of the 2011 failcup is now underway. There will be a couple of things to note in this Heat though. Contestants have been ranked in seeds that will permanently determine the match ups from this point forward. This is based on differential of votes for this year and ranking during last year's. BC Cougar being the returning champion is the #1 seed to win it all followed by Flint at #2 who finished 3rd in last year's voting. Cougar will get a bye this round and will automatically advance to the next round.


       

(1) BC Cougar

- Known for coming up with some of the worst strategies since Einstein himself
(The IC one, not the smart one). He's also the 2010 champion who was so fail,
he didn't even claim his prize.


(2) Flint   

- Once threatened to commit suicide if anyone in MW cancelled on his fam. He then cancelled
on Lew Lew and the other LT's when they were 8 ranks smaller and almost half his size. He was raided for 300 planets.


(3) Arganon

- Once tried to overthrow h4e as leader because he thought our fam bank system wasn't work.
We were #1 in NW and size for 90% of the round.

(4) Undeath 

- Undeath has been on the modteam for several years. He has not been active in chat
or ingame since 2004.

(5) Glue

- In the first ICC, glue was drafted into a fam as their 7th player. He never logged on thus
causing them to lose. He later came around saying that it wasn't his fault they lost.

(6) Mizzle

- Mizzle was once killed off from his family after attempting to pass planets in pinwheel.

(7) Destroyyoutoo

- One of these is DYT. Does it matter who? http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs558.ash1/32515_1474207373080_1170540078_31380909_4647330_n.jpg

(8) Artic   

- artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam.
Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

(9) Luster 

- Luster was once asked to clear Whiteshadow from his core in the last round of cap during ephase.
Whiteshadow had 7 planets portalling with 5 lasers on each. Luster managed to clear 2. He sent 3 fleets.

(10) Big Gary

- Was blocked every round for 5 rounds for multi/account sitting. He quit IC. Came back and was banned for harassment. Was given a 2nd chance
and was banned once again for threatening to kill KT in rl for blocking him for multi/account sitting.

(11) Jets 

- His greatest rivalry in IC history was against Metrex when Metrex was in his 2nd round of playing. Metrex has
since grown more popular than him.

(12) Listos             

- His greatest accomplishment in IC has been befriending KT in an attempt to be forum modded. Is still trying.

(13) IC Death

- Has lost every round he's ever played in since 2001. He's never retired from IC.


(14) Aleph

- With Tryme leading, Aleph in his noob round took fam bank and jumped fleet to kill Jets.
Aleph crashed and rebuilt his ground 4 times before tryme ultimately gave up planets for a nap. Aleph
is still doing the same thing.

(15) Elbe

- Elbe once caused his ICPG fam to lose after breaking multiple naps. He still admits to no wrongdoing.

(16) Nolio

- Once led an ICPG fam and made Flint/Einstein his first draft pick. He followed that up with artic.


(17) Happy Jedi

- His mother is better at IC than he is.

(18) Melvin         

- After numerous attempts at finding a gf, he managed to find a girl interested in him. He now can't figure out
how to get her to be his gf.

(19) Primo       

- Has posted roughly 8 threads retiring from IC and modship. He still mods but doesn't play IC.

(20) Render

- (no interesting stories come to mind)

(21) Flashy

- (no interesting stories come to mind)

(22) Gwynedd     

- He quit forum modding because he was tired of being in a position of authority for stupid people and then "hacked" the forums.
He subsequently went out and became a police officer.

(23) Serenity 

- (no interesting stories come to mind)
     
(24) TheBigOne           

- Once went hunting during deer season and shot himself in the leg loading his rifle.

                                                                                                                            
(25) dpenguins                   
             
- Married his wife in an attempt to sleep with her sister.

Sex without the e is still SX!

2 (edited by Nolio 25-Jul-2011 00:01:20)

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Heat 3 voting match ups

(2) Flint/Einstein vs. (25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon vs. (24) TBO

(4) Undeath vs. (23) Serenity

(5) Glue vs. (22) Gwynedd

(6) Mizzle vs. (21) Flashy

(7) Destroyyoutoo vs. (20 Render

(8) Artic vs. (19) Primo

(9) Luster vs. (18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary vs. (17) Happy Jedi

(11) Jets vs. (16) Nolio

(12) Listos vs. (15 Elbe

(13) IC Death vs. (14) Aleph

Sex without the e is still SX!

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(25) Dpenguins

(24) TBO

(23) Serenity

(5) Glue vs. (22) Gwynedd (ineligible to vote, but I think me)

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(12) Listos

(13) IC Death

Insanity and genius are closely related!
*** Eltie for mod! ***
Failing Lemming of Teachings and Australian Cop Orgies: Gwynedd

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Heat 3 voting match ups

(2) Flint/Einstein

(24) TBO

(23) Serenity

(22) Gwynedd

(6) Mizzle

(20) Render

(8) Artic 

(9) Luster

(17) Happy Jedi

(16) Nolio

(15) Elbe

(13) IC Death

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(23) Serenity

(5) Glue

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic 

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(15 Elbe

(13) IC Death

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

6 (edited by [PW9]~KT~ 25-Jul-2011 00:49:16)

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Nolio my dear friend !
Lets talk memories shall we !

A fam that 4 guys took 90% off the fams incomes Nolio himself using fam bank to threat friends well and stall everyting for thoes he didnt like in the fam !
And know this the mighty Nolio managed to minemum sleep over when bank was supposed to be used or fall asleep with bank about 10 times during that round thus stalling us time and time again.
Very profesional behaviour from a guy who was bank 50% of the time wich helped the fam NOT so very much !
A leader who instead of jumping all attackers making it possible for a broad assault on foes wich jumped main attacker passed 15 mill nw thus wasting enourmus amounts of stash while dispanding 90% of the jump as he had to reduce nw to reach foes cos he had to much fighter 2 days after jump.
a fam where the crew got all attention from fam bank and the rest of the fam was deamed inactive incomunicado poor players and so on wich ensured these ppl they didnt have to aid anyone outside the crew thus made ooooh about 20 players delete off wich about 1/4 was equaly good players as the crew members minemum.
These ppl are punks who should be deleted on the spot should they enter a fam or you will have a infrawhore round and no wars and bank will be used on them and noone else.
So Nolio the powerhouse the mooron who cant team play and no nothing about the need to go reseachheavy in a fam to make the fam bank be enough for ALL members instead of a tool for 4 ppl.

You talk about how bad this and that guy is !
Should you really trough stones in a glassbuilding ehj ?
shouldnt you shut the [ ] up and let REAL ic players do the talking.

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

(2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(23) Serenity

(5) Glue

(21) Flashy

(20) Render

(8) Artic

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary

(11) Jets

(12) Listos

(14) Aleph

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(2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(23) Serenity

(5) Glue

(21) Flashy

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(9) Luster

(17) Happy Jedi

(11) Jets

(12) Listos

(14) Aleph

~When I Grow Up... I think I'm going to Elroy You~

                                  =RoGue=

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. (25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon vs. (24) TBO

(4) Undeath

(22) Gwynedd

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(9) Luster

(17) Happy Jedi

(11) Jets

( (15 Elbe

(13) IC Death

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Heat 3 voting match ups

(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(23) Serenity

(22) Gwynedd

(21) Flashy

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(18) Melvin

(17) Happy Jedi

(16) Nolio

(15) Elbe

(13) IC Death

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Flint

TBO

Serenity

Glue

Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo vs. (20 Render no interesting stories come to mind no interesting stories come to mind ... me fails at interesting stories, aint that enough??? sad

Primo

Luster

Big Gary

Nolio

Elbe

IC Death

Last edited by Nolio (Yesterday no interesting stories come to mind 21:01:20)

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no interesting nolios come to mind

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(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(22) Gwynedd

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo vs. (20 Render

(19) Primo

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(12) Listos

(13) IC Death

TC pwns me

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her husband has a major in some emo science garbage, im an attorney. she'll need some money sooner or later. but she has to pay

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Dpenguins

TBO

Undeath

Glue

Mizzle

Destroyyoutoo

Primo

Luster

Big Gary

Nolio

Listos

IC Death

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(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(22) Gwynedd

(21) Flashy

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary

(11) Jets

(12) Listos

(13) IC Death

...everything you can do i can do better...

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Heat 3 voting match ups

(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(5) Glue

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(12) Listos

(14) Aleph

~*✠ ]PW[ Forever ✠*~

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(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(5) Glue

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic



(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(12) Listos

(14) Aleph

19 (edited by Skyroshroud 25-Jul-2011 13:41:09)

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(2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(5) Glue

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(8) Artic

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(15) Elbe

(13) IC Death

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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I feel rather upset that I'm not part of the failcup! I did silly things in my days!

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

21 (edited by AdriusAvangion 25-Jul-2011 18:32:34)

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

Heat 3 voting match ups

(25) Dpenguins

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(5) Glue

(6) Mizzle

(7) Destroyyoutoo

(19) Primo

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(15 Elbe

(13) IC Death


@Arganon: I was in that family you are speaking of. You got plenty of aid and stuff for fleets. Problem is you blew it all the time and wasted it. You never saw the bank again that round cuz you were (and still are) a horrible attacker. Sending you loads of aid was a total waste.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he&#65279; is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

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(8) Artic   

- artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam.
Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

this isnt true, BUT VOTE FOR ME!!!

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(8) Artic - artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam. Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

LMFAO, ROFLMFAO, LMAO, LOL tongue

(2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(23) Serenity

(22) Gwynedd

(21) Flashy

(20) Render

(8) Artic

(8) Artic - artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam. Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

LMFAO, ROFLMFAO, LMAO, LOL tongue

(18) Melvin

(10) Big Gary

(16) Nolio

(15) Elbe - voted WORST DRAFT IN HISTORY OF IC

(14) Aleph


(8) Artic - artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam. Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

LMFAO, ROFLMFAO, LMAO, LOL tongue


(8) Artic - artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam. Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

LMFAO, ROFLMFAO, LMAO, LOL tongue


(8) Artic - artic was the main attacker for Moulondrax's latest round in MW when they cancelled nap on h4e's fam. Despite having more fleet and more savings, artic managed to crash it in 2 ticks thus ending the war.

LMFAO, ROFLMFAO, LMAO, LOL tongue

I am the flail of God. Had you not created great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

Re: Failcup 2011: Heat 3

(2) Flint/Einstein

(3) Arganon

(4) Undeath

(5) Glue

(21) Flashy

(20) Render

(8) Artic

(9) Luster

(10) Big Gary              (how is he only ranked 10th on this scale? he should be like.... number 2? behind Arganon only)

(11) Jets                    (jets less fail than Mizzle? i knew i should've hijacked this failcup again...)

(15 Elbe)                    (elbe less fail than anyone? another questionable placement)

(14) Aleph

EmuHatPacket!
Parrot> he isn't a pickle
Parrot> or in the army
Lexuzis> wtf?
Parrot> fing liar

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PS. how did Lew Lew not advance??

EmuHatPacket!
Parrot> he isn't a pickle
Parrot> or in the army
Lexuzis> wtf?
Parrot> fing liar