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haha, w00t. pwnd.

She's right btw.

I always knew my time here was short.

All I can is that I've been instrumental in killing the 3 mobs so far.  I shot Lex, I got Primo killed and I'm the one who put the case on Wendy (Nolio put it in forums though for me). 

As you can see, since the bitch ass mob tried to kill me first, I'm seeking my vengeance.  Little did they know two things, firstly - that the SK would target me too and I'd be the hidden role.  And secondly, that I'd come back at them hard.

Regardless, town, you have my allegiance.  I'm going to make one more shot tonight, against someone who I think may be mob too.

After that though, I am at your liberty.  You can lynch me if you want, or you can cure me to be a regurlar townie.  Either way, think wisely how I can help.

- If you lynch me, I think its a waste of a resource and a pro-town night kill role. 
- If you let me live, I can no-kill, till town decide who they want shot at night (I can be a town vigilante).  A cop, or doc or anyone can get intouch with me and I can can carry out their orders.  Ofcourse they'd have to trust me, but if you've been paying any attention at all to this game, you should know that all I've been doing is figuring out mafia.
- If you decide to heal me and cure me, then its another shot mafia (or sk) will have to waste on me, granting our cops another investigation, which I also happy with.

Anyway, you all have the info, and I have a flght to catch in 6 hrs!  As Wendymob said, "Do with that what you will"

PS: Nolio, I'm glad I convinced you to keep your heart in the game!

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Niiiice. big_smile

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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So, here's the plan for this evening. I hope everyone will help out. This proves all of the roles we all claim to have and it hits the mob quite heavily.

Arnor: block Ben
Torq: kill Genesis
Zarf: kill Amok
Cops: investigate EDN

As I'm the only special role that can be killed at night that's been exposed, I'd like the doc to heal me smile

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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Well, that's a wasted block.

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope." - Joseph Stalin
Lemming of Disappearance and

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We'll find out soon enough smile

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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It is waaaaaaay to early to early to reveal roles.

Arnor, If you make it another night block KT

Rehabilitated IC developer

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That I promise you will be a wasted block.

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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Doctor.. save Nolio tonight. Wendy tried to vote him before she died as well as the other mobsters.

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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wow yikes wendy was mob

i knew primo was a noob, but really... to that extend tongue i lolled

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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Nice lynch.

Imo KT is looking suspicious hmm

Haters gonna hate!

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If you were in chat you would know that I am not mob Glue. If Nolio is SK or CK and the doc saves him then he will be healed and one less person to worry about.

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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Why heal the CK or SK? hmm

we killed so many mafia guys, there should be like 2-3 left no ? hmm

Haters gonna hate!

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Wow, Torqez with a vengeance.

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Gwynedd was still shocked about the discovery of Wendy as a mobster. He had been one of her good friends and even though he reluctantly voted for her lynching, he honestly didn't have a clue. He fondly looked again at the photo on his mantlepiece.

Taken a few years previously, the photo showed a sunburnt Gwynedd and Wendy cuddling in some exotic destination on their honeymoon, big smiles beaming on their faces, without a care in the world. And now, Wendy was beheaded and lying in some ditch in the town graveyard, ready to be buried.

He wiped a tear from his eye and touched the photo sentimentally. He had to say goodbye properly. Even though the sun had set and night was upon the town, Gwynedd picked up his coat and left his house.

It was a chilly evening, but the brisk walk to the graveyard didn't take him long. He pushed open the black iron gates and let himself in. A chill went up his spine as he looked around at all the empty plots, awaiting the bodies of the remaining mobsters. He saw Primo's grave and spat on it before moving onto Wendy's.

The ditch had been dug some nights before and Wendy's lifeless body lay in the middle of it. She was wearing the same clothes she had died in and her head was positioned neatly on top of her stomach.

Gwynedd looked down and sobbed quietly. Her eyes were closed and hair had been brushed back. But wait, what was in her mouth? He bent down and squinted to try and get a better look, but was unable to make out what the paper was pertruding from her clasped teeth.

Looking around to make sure no one was around, he sat on the ground and swung his legs into the pit before jumping down. He hadn't realised how deep it was until he was inside and immeditately regretted his decision. He crouched down quickly and being careful not to disturb the head, managed to pull out the piece of paper. Unfolding it, a single word was written on it - DUMBASS.

"I was wondering when you'd bothered to turn up" came a voice from above ground.

Gwynedd looked up and saw the mobster for a fraction of a second before he was knocked out by the swipe of a metal shovel. He fell, out cold, onto the body of his former lover. "Must admit, didn't think it would be this easy" the mobster chuckled as stuck the shovel into the pile of mud beside him and began transferring it into the empty grave, covering the top of Gwynedd's body. "RIP townie - buried alive."

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After being disappointed that he was unable to torture Lexuzis further the previous night, the Copycat Killer was eager to get tonight's kill perfect.

He has spent most of the day working at it, but now everything was set up. His shed had been cleaned out and was completely covered in clear plastic covering to allow for easy clean up. He had purchased a new set of tools from the local DIY store and he took extra precautions to make sure his target would not get away this time.

He had camped outside his target's house for 2 hours when he felt the rush of excitement and adrenaline when he saw a car pull up onto the driveway. He watched with curiousity as his target stepped out of the car and walked towards his front door. The Copycat Killer looked down at the syringe he had in his hand and moved in to attack.

A rustling behind him made him stop briefly and look behind at the baseball bat aimed right for his head.

The CK fell to the ground like a brick....

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The Serial Killer was quietly confident. He grinned to himself as he used his scalpel to make another incision into his victim's body. The blade ripped through the flesh easily and blood oozed out of the freshly opened wound. Everything was coming together nicely for the SK and if he managed to gain a few more trophies for his cellar, he would be even happier.

Amok stayed silent throughout the whole operation. He had lost conciousness soon after the third or fourth cut and may even have died already judging by the amount of blood which covered the floor of the room.

Picking up another glass jar, the Serial Killer used his free hand to twist the lid open and then dropped in the kidney. He placed the jar down next to the liver he had collected a moment earlier and peered down at the mess he had made of Amok's body.

He thought at all the CSI episodes he had seen and all the autopsies on dead murder victims, but he never thought he would be able to try one on a living body. Amok was just too easy. He had captured and drugged him shortly after the annual Gnome Appreciation Society meeting earlier that evening and was pleased with his evening's work.

He took his scalpel and began detatching the skin from Amok's face. Another townie, another trophy.

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The Copycat Killer opened his eyes in daze. Wtf happened? It was supposed to be perfect!

He looked around and instantly recognised his garden shed. The clear plastic covering was everywhere and standing next to his new collection of toys was a masked man.

"Shhhh, don't try to move" the man said. "I'm sorry I had to knock you out. There was no other way I could drug you. But don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you - I want to help you."

"Untie me at once before I gut you like a fish! I had it all planned out! You've ruined it!" the CK said as the Doctor waved a hand in front of his face.

"Alright, let's get this started. My fingers will slowly count to three..." he explained whilst holding up 1 finger, then 2 and then 3. "Sleep".

Upon hearing those words, the CK suddenly felt very tired. The room he was lying in was lost in a whirl of confusion and his eyes rolled backwards into their sockets. He felt incredibly dizzy and wanted to drift off into nothingness.

Faint words from a familiar voice pierced his disorientated state of mind. "I will fix you...." "You will be cured..." "Find the good inside you..."

Suddenly several aspects of his life flashed up before him - the moment he cried when his mother left him on his first day of school, his first kiss with the girl next door, the day of his marriage, the birth of his daughter. The last one felt like an electric shock and jolted him back to reality. His eyes opened and he felt like he had a new lease on life.

The Doctor smiled at him and said "Welcome back, it's almost morning. You were out cold for a few hours and I was getting worried. How do you feel?"

Looking around his shed he wondered what he had got himself into. "I feel good. I actually feel good again" the townie replied.

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It is now the **** DAY **** phase.
All townsfolk have until 12:00 UK time on Saturday to cast their lynch votes!

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Voting Genesis

Sex without the e is still SX!

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Because...?

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Fine, voting Nolio cause I'm tired o his randomness.

And no Nolio, I'm not the GF tongue

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Ugh, I'm not really following all of you guys' "logic", mostly because I have too many brain cells to try and keep up with Nolio and Zarf's ramblings on IRC.

I guess another one of my votes will be useless, but this time I'm voting KT. She's been acting suspicious from day one, starting with her story about Ps' test, and from then on just building up suspicion.

I still don't trust Nolio, and it may just be true Arnor is pro-town (but he's still acting strange IMO), but I'll let them be for a while, see how things play out.

Glue is a little suspicious too, laying low just like Elrohir. Same with Valenka and Skyro.

A lot of people have been strangely inactive though, or perhaps I've just been online at the wrong times of day. I haven't seen Ps in chat once.

So again: I vote KT.

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope." - Joseph Stalin
Lemming of Disappearance and

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yes Ben you have been on the wrong times because I proved myself as a townie yesterday in chat. So either you need to get caught up or you are mob.

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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I am just playing the game within the free time I have tongue

So correct me if I am wrong, the idea was to check out everyone who voted for nolio, because chances are one is mob? So unless someone can confirm edn is a mobster ill go with genesis too. Open for suggestions btw...

Elrohir
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.."

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Avenge me town!

Insanity and genius are closely related!
*** Eltie for mod! ***
Failing Lemming of Teachings and Australian Cop Orgies: Gwynedd

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I'm voting for Ben.

He's bandwagonned against people who have been instrumental in voting off Mob, also his votes have been a little erratic. Smells of mob or just of a townie who doesn't care.

Yes,Yes,Yes, I'm the one that's been killing all those people, but i'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy,So forgive me and shut up - Johnny

[Friday:July:1:09:36:27] <@Ben> you broke the universe
<+Zarf_BeebleBrix> we have a schitzophrenic underaged queen attempting to assassinate a whoremonger king while getting around cowbell-wearing knights...

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One thing I want to post:

To the doctor:
Please contact the person whom you saved last night.  Because you saved him, you can be 100% sure that he is now a townie.  You can trust he'll keep you protected, and that he can help you organize with the rest of the townies, while still protecting your identity.

Thank you.

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

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I'm putting my vote for Ben at the moment. Seems like he is just calling people out and his past votings seem to have been off.

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Elrohir my vote for Nolio was the 4th vote to be casted and Wendy wasn't even an issue yet... I wasn't trying to protect anyone, Nolio just sounded like a fair vote at the time.