Topic: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-france-strauss-kahn-20110517,0,2927305.story

Some thoughts.

*it's not mentioned in that LA Times story but the prosecutor has been quoted elsewhere as telling the judge that if DSK got to France "we would have no legal mechanism for getting him out of the country."
Basically France traded Roman Polanski for DSK.  Because of the Polanski horseshit every judge knows a Frenchman can't get extradited.

*"Strauss-Kahn's lawyers in Paris said he had left the hotel in midtown Manhattan about midday Saturday, an hour before the attack is alleged to have taken place. They told journalists that he had lunch with his daughter, a student at Columbia University, before heading for JFK. En route, he realized he had left a cellphone at the hotel and called reception to ask employees to find it for him."

Hella bad luck there, leaving your phone in the room on the one day when the maid flips out and invents a tale of rape.

I thought he cooked up this story before he met with his lawyers because Reuters had it first, reporting on a French radio story.   Because I didn't think US lawyers would let a rape suspect tell that story on the day of his arrest.

In rape cases, it's not good to lose, but there's degrees of bad losing scenarios.

1.  Copping a plea.  You won't get suspended sentence for rape, but if you argue it was consensual and then turned angry, or somethng, and admit you did it, this is probably the least harsh penalty.
2.  Saying it was consensual when the jury doesn't believe you.  This costs you the credit you'd earn just admitting you were guilty of bad decisions.
3.   Admitting you went out and forced somebody to eat your willy.  Generally this is not treated lightly  like threatening the President, which earns 5 years max.
4.  Saying the bitch made the whole thing up.  Wow.  This is asking for the full penalty.  I mean, this is like every racist judge on the NY bench can say  "Whaddya mean "racist"? we gave the Frenchman 25 years, didn't we?"  Telling this tale and then getting convicted tells the judge, only are you a rapist, and not really sorry, but you thought the court was STUPID.

If they find his sperm anywhere on her he is DONE.  If she can accurately describe his penis he is DONE.  The only way it could be worse for him, is if President Obama asked NY to spare him.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

lol accurately describe his junk? that seriously works? hahahaha wow no wonder men get charged a lot

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I always hear people say "Bankers are trying to rape everyone".
Wow! Bankers are literately trying to rape EVERYONE!

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Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

They managed to arrest him without shooting him in the head.
Congratulations!

The inmates are running the asylum

5 (edited by The Yell 17-May-2011 18:24:29)

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

"France's leading presidential candidate may have pounced on a Manhattan hotel maid -- but she wanted it, his lawyer asserted in court yesterday, hinting at what could be an explosive defense.

"The evidence, we believe, will not be consistent with a forcible encounter," said Ben Brafman, the high-powered lawyer of IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn, at the suspect's sensational arraignment in a packed criminal courtroom.

A source close to the defense later told The Post, "There may well have been consent."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/seduced_and_she_said_oui_oui_Oj0Z4K8iFIheZa4gvTBUWN#ixzz1MdD6qbvc


TOO LATE!!   Kamikaze Death Spiral!!!

"We can prove he wasn't there!...hmm?...oh...uh...OH, you mean THAT sex encounter!"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

duhhhhh he's french, he surrendered even before they were able to draw their guns


> esa wrote:

> They managed to arrest him without shooting him in the head.
Congratulations!

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owwww yeahhhh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfy6s-_eVOI&feature=player_embedded

not sure whether it's a reconstruction or a reimagining, but damn that's biotchin'

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Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

http://www.frumforum.com/if-strauss-kahn-wrote-tripadvisor-review-of-new-york-sofitel

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

> esa wrote:

> They managed to arrest him without shooting him in the head.
Congratulations!


LOL

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

yeah we bungled that one, the live ones are more trouble

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

11 (edited by The Yell 27-May-2011 21:34:28)

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/05/from_the_time_capsule_dominiqu.html

awkward...

btw I dunno what the French are complaining about, cause you look at that pic above he's a free man and then here's the "perp walk" they say was abusive

http://www.themortonreport.com/discoveries/intrigue-espionage/hubris-on-toast-1/

he looks a hell of a lot better after a night in jail, maybe he needed to go 12 hours without booze or somethign

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

or without women smile

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Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

lol

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

he's still a pepe-le-peu insane ballbrained rapist

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

Obama, Chavez, Berlusconi, Hitler, Stalin, DSK...propaganda is everything.  big_smile

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

whatever else this case revealed that a $3000 / night hotel room is stained by 4 different guys yikes

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Dominique Strauss-Khan busted for Using the Little Brain

lol