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Topic: Robert Pattinson Earns His Man Card Back

Robert Pattinson may be the sexiest star in Hollywood these days, but Reese Witherspoon is apparently immune to his charms and beautiful blue-gray eyes.

In fact, the newly married star says her love scenes with Robert in their new movie Water for Elephants were downright disgusting.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Robert Pattinson Earns His Man Card Back

Because he was sick and he couldn't charm a lady because of that makes him more masculin?

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Re: Robert Pattinson Earns His Man Card Back

No amount of masculinity could restore his man card.

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"Because he was sick and he couldn't charm a lady because of that makes him more masculin?"

yes because she was just going through the motions

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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come on in and post KT, I see you peeking

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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He should never even be considered for man card application yikes

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Re: Robert Pattinson Earns His Man Card Back

yikes 

welcome to our side !

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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My mam is more man than him (used in the loosest possible way)

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Re: Robert Pattinson Earns His Man Card Back

Because every woman wants to throw up just thinking about touching you, The Yell, doesn't make you a man.

This forum is stupid.

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