Topic: Lebron James' Mom Not Welcome at Nolio's

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - The mother of Miami Heat basketball star LeBron James was arrested by Miami Beach police after she reportedly assaulted a valet worker because it was taking too long to have her car delivered.

Police said Gloria James had a strong odor of alcohol on her breath and her eyes were bloodshot when officers arrived at the hotel about 4:47 a.m. Thursday.

Police said several witnesses supported valet worker Sorel Rockfeller's account of the alleged assault.

Gloria James was taken to the Miami Beach Police Department, where she was issued a Promise to Appear on charges of simple battery and disorderly conduct. A police report says she was released to Miami Heat executive Steve Stowe.

Gloria James pleaded no contest to DUI and other charges in 2006.

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That Heat owner is cold blooded, now he's got Lebron's mom hostage

i dunno why hotels offer valet parking

it's always a mistake to offer to do something for guests, because then HOW you do it is an issue.  I prefer to apologize for not having it, runs smoother.  "Do you have X?" "Sorry, we dont' have X" "All the good hotels have X (you suck)"  "We considered X but not many people ask for X.  Please let corporate know (stfu @ X, to me)"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Lebron James' Mom Not Welcome at Nolio's

lol I saw that today. Happened down the street from my job =p

Sex without the e is still SX!

Re: Lebron James' Mom Not Welcome at Nolio's

wow so she really is banned

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.