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Topic: My Latest Achievement

fresh off inventing hexadecimal code


The Aromagraph!

we build a robot within a toolbox size chest of drawers, the tiny drawers are glass jars of various chemicals
the robot can siphon droplets of these chemicals and mix them in a deep tray.  The drawers will have serial #s in brief alphanumeric format.   

By punching in a sequence of serial numbers we will get a certain mix of chemicals.  Maybe we have a heating element under the tray and a water reservoir for mixing solutions.

The robot will be hooked up to a small computer that will be internet capable.

A person with a matching chest of chemicals in the exact order will be able to exchange "recipes" for  chemical compounds that will be mixed by the robot as soon as it is received.

Through this simple machine, it would be possible to tweet a fart around the world in a matter of minutes

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: My Latest Achievement

I did not expect an end like that.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Lol the end got me too.

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I did not expect the smell of it !! yikes

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Achievement Unlocked: Chemical Ali

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lulz

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I think that's an excellent idea. One that could possibly make you rich as well!!

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Re: My Latest Achievement

all you need now is someone to write some compression program and you'll both become gazibinilionairs!

if only there was a fat tub o' lard to write some code!

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
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that'll bring a whole a new meaning to chemical warfare.

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