Topic: Armageddon: A Fairy Tale

DAY ONE
Cheater 1:  Let's have a planned galactic war!
Cheater 2:  Yes
Cheater 3: OK
Cheater 1: Let's recruit the ultimate war team and start fighting from tic one, this will be the most epic war in the history of IC
Cheater 2: It must be done
Cheater 3: in the name of science

DAY FOUR
Cheater 1: This is a real chore
Cheater 2: y
Cheater 3: ^^ +1

DAY EIGHT
Cheater 1: OK i have had enough of the epic war
Cheater 2: So you lose
Cheater 3: I will accept a default
Cheater 1: No way you didnt beat me!
Cheater 2: u failed to conquer
Cheater 3: failure has 1 penalty
Cheater 1: lets pick cards, high card gets the others planets
Cheater 2: ok
Cheater 3: that makes me uber, ok
Cheater 1: for the FINAL BATTLE OF IC, draw a card
Cheater 2: Queen of Hearts
Cheater 3: Q of H
Cheater 1: er oops
Cheater 2: its ok
Cheater 3: ^^ +1
Cheater 1: ok... King of Spades!
Cheater 2: wtf
Cheater 3: I lost with both my accounts

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Armageddon: A Fairy Tale

I dun get it

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Re: Armageddon: A Fairy Tale

its an allegory!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Armageddon: A Fairy Tale

For what?

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...