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He has a comfortable house in the north-west. At least, that is what CNN claims. They heard it from a Navo-source.

True or not?

I don't know if it is true, but also I don't think he lives in a cave. hmm

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Re: Osama lives in pakistan

he probably has 20 - 30 hideouts

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He shaved and now lives iin Florida.

The inmates are running the asylum

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lol.

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hrm I never saw Nolio before 9/11

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If they knew where he lived the USAF would have had a stealth bomber drop a 2,000lb bomb on his house already. And Special Forces would have been in there to scrape up his remains into a plastic bag for DNA testing.

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A  stealth bomber? why  not arrest him for a show trial.

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bomber or show trial. the outcome is the same. Osama dead. the bomber being considerably cheaper for the US Taxpayer and much safer for US forces.

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EH got a point

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they need the show though....... best part of the war in iraq when they got sadam hidding in the little hole in the ground all dirty and nasty like the rat he was.

that was epic

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
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I find your sense of humour rather crap, TBO, if you think "that was epic"...
You make a good point though. They don't want to just get him killed, it's only a victory when everyone can see he's dead..

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i never said i had a normal sence of humor......... but the only thing better could have been all the people in iraq smacking sadam in the face with there shoes........  and Yes the people are so skeptical now days.. if u dont almost watch the exact death they will nevre beleave it.

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
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crap woulda been making him watch the All Your Base dance mix on the gallows before we pull the lever

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> TheBigOne wrote:

> i never said i had a normal sence of humor......... but the only thing better could have been all the people in iraq smacking sadam in the face with there shoes........  and Yes the people are so skeptical now days.. if u dont almost watch the exact death they will nevre beleave it.



And yet doing so would violate international law.  tongue

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if you turn the lights out and look into a mirror and say Osama Bin Laden 3 times, he appears

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Osama Bin Laden won't be caught neither killed. A trail would mean to bring up the dirty past, with the CIA war in afganistan against the soviets, the saudi-arabian connections etc. Killing him, would turn him into an martyr. A haunted Bin Laden on the run is better than a new terrorist leader, who has to be identified first, than searched for.

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if he were tried in the US he would be freed on technicalities, because we havent been about punishing crooks for about 50 years

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Belgium must be a part of the US then...be it with more paperwork and taxes.

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I love how Pakistan gets billions from us while they actively get our soldiers killed.

Pakistan: 1. Bush/Obama/Us chumps they rule over: 0.

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"Belgium must be a part of the US then...be it with more paperwork and taxes."

elaborate..

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it was a joke SDCC. The clue, in  belgium you can also be set free on technicalities.

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Like the US would hurt or even want to capture him, they need him to frighten their own people, killing them wouldnt help the cause to of "national security" aka "we want to know everything about you".

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He made Bush reelected and start the holy oil war, why would they kill him? He can be usefull soon or later...
Look when they were hunting Sadam "eveybody" was excited, then they killed him and ppl started to say "ok we did the job why don't we go home?

I guess he is writing a book about how from the desert he paid 10h of flying lessons to 3 guys he never saw to make the biggest attack ever seen!

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