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A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?", asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife", and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

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How do you save money with an arguement?

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

I slap her across the face when she begs me for food.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

lol

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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>.A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store<

that right there, tells you its fake

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Awww, never went shopping with your significant other inside a local grocery store?

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

if she's willing to go, then I don't have to

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

shopping is women's work

and so is cooking which is the lesbian twin sister of shopping

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Then you have no control over what you eat eh?  sad You poor deluded fool.

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

No, we have control. It's called takeout menus and a credit card tongue

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

exactly smile

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Strange enough, I actually enjoy cooking a decent meal hmm

This forum is stupid.

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big_smile  should we show up @ 430?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

No, but happy birth thingy.

This forum is stupid.

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

> [TI] Mrblonde wrote:

> Strange enough, I actually enjoy cooking a decent meal hmm



does this mean you're a woman? or if not a woman, then a she-male?

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

I'm all of the above >=|

This forum is stupid.

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Re: How do you save money with an arguement?

Men who don't cook are fags.

Je maintiendrai

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