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Topic: Some of us ride Horses

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

We all attempted to ride a crocodile when we were drunk at least once.

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

Mine was made out of plastic though..

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

who won

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

I think WFS was riding in in a sexual kind of way though...

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crocodile slang for an older woman?

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I did not have any sexual relationship with that plastic crocodile!

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I have tried to ride a horse when drunk.. But it ran off

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> avogadro wrote:

> crocodile slang for an older woman?


That's a cougar

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> [Bullet] wrote:

> > avogadro wrote:

> crocodile slang for an older woman?


That's a cougar


no, a cougar is a woman that goes after younger men.

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> Commander Christ wrote:

> I did not have any sexual relationship with that plastic crocodile!


Not now anyway

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Frenzay wrote: "I have tried to ride a horse when drunk.. But it ran off"

I bet you looked pretty silly standing out in the middle of the field with your pants down to your ankles  smile
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lol

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> Sticks wrote:

> Frenzay wrote: "I have tried to ride a horse when drunk.. But it ran off"

I bet you looked pretty silly standing out in the middle of the field with your pants down to your ankles  smile
J/K

How did u know sad

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listening to the video clip, that dude is impossible to understand even when sober sad

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I love how he thinks he has a reasonable explanation.. "i thought id try and ride it but it didn't seem to want to let me" Yeah thats the thought we all have when we see a 5 ft croc hey lets tame this fearsome beast tongue

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

Crocodiles can't even open their jaws if you put an elastic band over them.

I could take a croc any day of the week.

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Re: Some of us ride Horses

indeed

also humming a low B flat gets them horny and not ready to fight

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