*disclaimer*
the following is not at all meant to poke fun at the mods. rather it is entirely meant to poke fun at those playing who do not appreciate what the mods do for us, myself included.
arsy and elro, i apologize for my words 
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The whole kingdom was in an uproar. Undeath had just found out he had an exam he wasn't prepared for and found siding with Lexuzis as the perfect opportunity to make someone else as irritated as he was. Lex was standing on top a bale of hay yelling at anyone who would listen and Undeath was right by his side. With only a small bit of instigation, every member of the kingdom began throwing rocks, feces, small animals, KT, and anything else they could get their hands on at the Moderator building. T-Shirts were being passed out reading "The Writing is too Confusing for our Puny Spoon-fed Minds!"
It didn't take long for Arsy and Elrohir to step outside and begin attempting to calm down the situation saying, "It is not our fault you read too far into what is written!" and the like. Rather than calming down the crowd this merely caused the volume of insults and fecal matter thrown in their direction to increase. In some minds though, they were beginning to wonder if they were truly in the right. Undeath who had been one of the louder protesters was suddenly filled with the feeling that he was doing something wrong. He quickly wrote a letter of apology to the moderators on his tunic using his own blood, grabbed arms and ordos whom he had been so sure were traitors, and hurled himself and the two of them over the edge of the highest wall of the castle.
Only A10 had seen this take place, and he ran down to see who it was that had been killed after telling Sushi to wait for the news on top of the wall. Upon the news that another traitor had died, Sushi quickly started passing around the information to the crowd who all erupted in a cheer even louder than Lexuzis could scream. It was quite short lived as A10 found out that the King and another loyal subject had been killed in the process. At the news of his father's death, You_Fool brought forth his bow and arrow and shot Sushi straight through the neck, who than fell over the edge and landed on A10 whom also died. When it became known that the prince had killed one of his own knights and a loyal subject, the entire population burst into an uproar. "If the prince is willing to kill his own, than everyone must be a traitor!", shouted Arocalex, the sorcerer of illusions.
At this sentence, fights broke out all over the crowd. Maarten grabbed hold of chees and slit his throat with a dried turnip and threw the body aside. Rockon and jesnt both saw this occur and tackled Maarten beating him to death, and in the fury Rockon managed to crush jesnt's head in.
All of a sudden a break in the crowd seemed to appear, with the apprentice, sorcerer of darkness, and sorcerer of illusions all circling around Lexuzis. The entire crowd was now petrified and it was obvious that Lex had nowhere to go. The moderators looked on from a window in sadness as the entire kingdom was about to be torn into bits. Simultaneously a ball of white light appeared above the apprentice's outstretched hand, a ball of black above that over sorcerer of darkness', and a ball of yellow above that of the sorcerer of illusions. They all three hurled them at each other, and the balls of energy struck in the center right under Lexuzis creating an explosion so catastrophic the entire square was destroyed, killing everyone in it.
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Once the smoke cleared, arsy and Elro walked out down the stairs shaking their heads in disgust at the bloody mess that had been left. As they reached the bottom stair, the body of Lexuzis fell from the sky and landed at their feet. Elro kicked it as it had gotten blood on his shoe.
Wasting very little time, the moderators pushed a button and got rid of all of mess and prepared to write another day.
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Mods Win!