2,276

(60 replies, posted in Universal News)

pp

when i looked at the rankings you were #2 in nw and we were #18 (i refuse to even acknowledge the existence of the score system)
when comparing how a war will go nw is most relevant as that shows fleet comparison tongue the war was kind of like what a war between America and Canada would be. Similar in size, but Canada wouldn't stand a chance tongue Throw in that Canada is already fighting Russia, and Canada is totally screwed.

i can't believe i just created an analogy in which i am Canada sad

2,277

(34 replies, posted in Drafting)

*wonders why he would possibly be lookin for a a different fam*

2,278

(34 replies, posted in Drafting)

talk to kagar, or read the post in uni, or msn me
[email protected]

i wasn't aware that the nap wasn't over yet, and if you wish the reasoning i haven't been around orbit please feel free to hit me up

2,279

(580 replies, posted in General)

@ TU

i havent asked him but im guessing jets is sure zoz is mob for the same reason i am suspicious.
he switched his vote to sheepeh last night without speaking a word during the irc conversation. i still think sheep could be mob, but regardless of whether he is or not it appears that zoz was attempting to protect the gf

2,280

(34 replies, posted in Drafting)

im always online. tongue
kinda been chillin ic wize this round though, if a good opportunity arises i will be much more ic active next round

2,281

(97 replies, posted in General)

<Matty> Hmm
<Matty> A little bored this afternoon
<Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
<UG> indeed
<Matty> Paul Macartney is my subject
<Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
<Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
<Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
<UG> then he's a [w00f!]k smile
<Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
<Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
<Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
<Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

2,282

(34 replies, posted in Drafting)

I believe i will be available. Basically if you want an active banker who knows whats up, yell at me.

2,283

(67 replies, posted in Universal News)

> Orbit wrote:

> Nap breaks are becoming too common in IC and it's driving out decent players.  Since when has it been acceptable to just break terms, attack and have no one even blink an eyelid.  Yesterday we had a nap break on us by Nightwish (2nd time to my knowledge he's broke a nap)  Colorado (i dont think its his first either)  and Undeath.  Why should these players be left to spoil the game for others.  They were going to war my family, and yes they were most likely going to lose.  But thats war for you, a winner and a loser.  Back in the day you prepared and relished chances to fight bigger families, and once you proved your not worthless you were given peace.  Why are we only left with cowards who's only solution is corrupt. 

What are we going to do about nap breakers, because its becoming a big issue.  If it was me i'd make an honor committee who would assess nap breaks and if proved, throw them out of the game..  Because were better off without them.  Why should players have to change aspects of this game because they cant trust their enemies to show some class.  It's sad.



*wonders why his name is mentioned here?*

you can ask col or nightwish.... i havent been around worth shit lately tongue i thought the nap was over. (if anyone would like to know the reasoning behind my recent absences pm me or catch me on msn its not something for public discussion)

and orbit, anyone who knows me knows i don't break naps


"Back in the day you prepared and relished chances to fight bigger families, and once you proved your not worthless you were given peace."

i would have loved to have prepared to war you guys, but we were already warring another fam when you ended the nap with us

2,284

(580 replies, posted in General)

observations from the peanut gallery
1. townie got stuck with a n00b king. (i think jesnt should be banned from mafia, he has not been active in 3 rounds)
2. as glad said. sheep is acting very similar to how he did when he was mob with us. he is always idling on irc but never says anything, simply gets on the forum and votes.
3. so far the mob has been playing townies against each other and doing a fine job of it.
4. going off # 3, i dont think that humidity is mob. i think he is a noob who thought everyone had an external forum, so he spoke with gratitude because he saw that gratitude was online

going off of what i have seen, i am forced to vote for sheep

2,285

(580 replies, posted in General)

Im stickin with my gut, and voting glad again

2,286

(97 replies, posted in General)

as much as i disapprove of bumping obnoxiously old threads, would be fun to keep it going tongue

2,287

(60 replies, posted in Universal News)

> .:]FfT[:. Dead Kennedys wrote:

> or cunning, calculating, smart, greedy


greedy would have to be added to the end of the other 3 tongue

2,288

(580 replies, posted in General)

hmmmmz
kinda goin on a whim

i vote glad

2,289

(64 replies, posted in Universal News)

> Arganon wrote:

> LOL ! smile

Odd it seams that almost any fam are happy to use my attacking skills.
Aswell as my ability to construct strats of different kind.
Aswell as handing fam eco.
I wonder are you correct or the fams that tell me Im a very skilled attacker and know a lot about strats and how to make em.
I pick the peoples in the fam im on to you.

BTW undeath you dont happen to be in the instigator fam 1422 by any chance ?
As they claim to have (a) mod(s) in their fam and you do seam a bit upset ! smile



im not upset at all, you just make me giggle. i had to log this comment btw, so i can laugh at it later. when's the last time you were drafted into a decent fam?

2,290

(60 replies, posted in Universal News)

And even though i also don't know what pp is trying to say

it doesn't matter, regardless of what you guys say, regardless of how many fams you have been at war with, we are currently 16 ranks below you and at war.

the second one alone is a good reason to call you gut-less with the timing of the nap cancelation

2,291

(60 replies, posted in Universal News)

holy shit.... i didnt even realize we were at war, stupid rl.

2,292

(64 replies, posted in Universal News)

Arganon

why do you still play ic? go crawl back under your rock nobody likes you here. you are like the George Bush of ic

2,293

(50 replies, posted in Universal News)

> Magni wrote:

> Cougar, if you guys were NAPped, how could they attack you by surprise without breaking the NAP?...which is what you did...are you so blind to not see that you broke a NAP and are simply making excuses to not pay compensation?


Again it has been admitted that the nap was broken, and compensation was prepared to be paid (i have seen the conversation). Cougar didn't realize that ra had attacked, he saw that 51 attacked ra, and attacked. why are people making that seem illogical?

2,294

(50 replies, posted in Universal News)

> beware wrote:

> You "accidently attacked" therefore you hit first you broke it. Rather then paying up like your suppose to, you kept attacking!


its very simple what happened here beware
RA accidentally broke the nap and admitted to doing so. their were plans made to give compensation, and you decided to go against them.
While RA attacking was silly, you retaking the planets before you should have was sillier. Its obvious you had plans to war 22, and all you succeeded in by retaking the planets earlier was losing good positioning.
Patience my friend, patience

2,295

(18 replies, posted in General)

unfortunately with the current activity level of the forums, that wasnt a bump tongue

2,296

(368 replies, posted in General)

biggest mistake ever arnor, you'll be one of the first killed off next round tongue

2,297

(385 replies, posted in Universal News)

i got it

lets have a huge orgy, and whoever gets the most pleasure while experiencing the least amount of displeasure will have the final say in family sizes

2,298

(385 replies, posted in Universal News)

25-30 could be reasonable i suppose

and i propose we call it Quahog

2,299

(385 replies, posted in Universal News)

rofl @ WOT

Tim/Cartel
if you wish to have a cat fight, do it over msn or irc


now to answer both of you
While i agree with you tim it would be very entertaining and different to have 2 large fams vs. each other, it is not very reasonable. there would be way too much family feuding and the like sad

2,300

(368 replies, posted in General)

*disclaimer*
the following is not at all meant to poke fun at the mods. rather it is entirely meant to poke fun at those playing who do not appreciate what the mods do for us, myself included.
arsy and elro, i apologize for my words smile

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The whole kingdom was in an uproar. Undeath had just found out he had an exam he wasn't prepared for and found siding with Lexuzis as the perfect opportunity to make someone else as irritated as he was. Lex was standing on top a bale of hay yelling at anyone who would listen and Undeath was right by his side. With only a small bit of instigation, every member of the kingdom began throwing rocks, feces, small animals, KT, and anything else they could get their hands on at the Moderator building. T-Shirts were being passed out reading "The Writing is too Confusing for our Puny Spoon-fed Minds!"

It didn't take long for Arsy and Elrohir to step outside and begin attempting to calm down the situation saying, "It is not our fault you read too far into what is written!" and the like. Rather than calming down the crowd this merely caused the volume of insults and fecal matter thrown in their direction to increase. In some minds though, they were beginning to wonder if they were truly in the right. Undeath who had been one of the louder protesters was suddenly filled with the feeling that he was doing something wrong. He quickly wrote a letter of apology to the moderators on his tunic using his own blood, grabbed arms and ordos whom he had been so sure were traitors, and hurled himself and the two of them over the edge of the highest wall of the castle.

Only A10 had seen this take place, and he ran down to see who it was that had been killed after telling Sushi to wait for the news on top of the wall. Upon the news that another traitor had died, Sushi quickly started passing around the information to the crowd who all erupted in a cheer even louder than Lexuzis could scream. It was quite short lived as A10 found out that the King and another loyal subject had been killed in the process. At the news of his father's death, You_Fool brought forth his bow and arrow and shot Sushi straight through the neck, who than fell over the edge and landed on A10 whom also died. When it became known that the prince had killed one of his own knights and a loyal subject, the entire population burst into an uproar. "If the prince is willing to kill his own, than everyone must be a traitor!", shouted Arocalex, the sorcerer of illusions.

At this sentence, fights broke out all over the crowd. Maarten grabbed hold of chees and slit his throat with a dried turnip and threw the body aside. Rockon and jesnt both saw this occur and tackled Maarten beating him to death, and in the fury Rockon managed to crush jesnt's head in.

All of a sudden a break in the crowd seemed to appear, with the apprentice, sorcerer of darkness, and sorcerer of illusions all circling around Lexuzis. The entire crowd was now petrified and it was obvious that Lex had nowhere to go. The moderators looked on from a window in sadness as the entire kingdom was about to be torn into bits. Simultaneously a ball of white light appeared above the apprentice's outstretched hand, a ball of black above that over sorcerer of darkness', and a ball of yellow above that of the sorcerer of illusions. They all three hurled them at each other, and the balls of energy struck in the center right under Lexuzis creating an explosion so catastrophic the entire square was destroyed, killing everyone in it.
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Once the smoke cleared, arsy and Elro walked out down the stairs shaking their heads in disgust at the bloody mess that had been left. As they reached the bottom stair, the body of Lexuzis fell from the sky and landed at their feet. Elro kicked it as it had gotten blood on his shoe.
Wasting very little time, the moderators pushed a button and got rid of all of mess and prepared to write another day.
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Mods Win!