> [RPA] Arocalex wrote:
> World alert level raised to 5 out of 6
It's not an alert level X( they are in phases (we noticed this yesterday and were angered)
basically
phase 1 = o look, shes coughing
phase 2 = o look, a few people are coughing
phase 3 = o look, a bunch of people are coughing, and that one girl died!
phase 4 = omg even more people are coughing, and a few people died, and look, its in multiple countries!
phase 5 = holy shit a bunch of people are dying, and this thing is popping up everywhere
phase 6 = omg omg omg omg omg, people in mexico are dying, there are over 100 cases in the united states, its popping up all over the world, we need to start shutting shit down. mexico, no more professional soccer (or football) for you! in the us we're gonna start shutting down random shit! Madagascar, cut off all contact from the world! (this phase is the peak, if the world is going to end, it will occur here, so theoretically we are experiencing a potential world ending disease)
Post Pandemic phase 1 = o look, people are starting to get better, sure some people are still dying, but this thing isnt spreading anymore! yay!
Post Pandemic phase 2 = hey guys, we can go outside again......no really its ok, the tv said that we aren't all going to die anymore....yes its ok you can eat pork, you could do that the whole time.....what....no, no we aren't doing that.....