1,926

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

bad pengy X(

/refers pengy to the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith

-MY statement would lead to an absence of illicit sex since any guy laughing would be cut off cold turkey

1,927

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

yes we must progress

FAIL:  "I am morally opposed to the compulsory purchase of birth control"
WIN:  "Heeeyyy, bukakke and a wet towel, badabing"

1,928

(31 replies, posted in General)

Forget it Simon.  It's Chinatown.

1,929

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

"A JP Morgan economist "points out that 8.3 million people are working in part-time jobs even though they'd prefer full-time work. Unfortunately, because of President Obama

1,930

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

nobody follows that Dow Jones Industrial Average anyhow!

1,931

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

"Asked whether he will make another attempt to fully repeal the Affordable Care Act, Boehner said "the election changes that" and "Obamacare is the law of the land."

Still, there are some parts of the law, he said, that should be on the table as lawmakers work toward a balanced budget.

The speaker also revealed that comprehensive, bipartisan immigration overhaul would be a top priority of his agenda during the 113th Congress.

"This issue has been around far too long," he said. "A comprehensive approach is long overdue, and I'm confident that the president, myself, others can find the common ground to take care of this issue once and for all."

Oh well it's good that voters bothered to yank the lever for the guys screaming about Obamacare Bad then, instead of voting in Democrats for the House of Representatives.

1,932

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

Kotek + lesbian = a dirty joke so obvious that you should be banned for telling the straight story

1,933

(105 replies, posted in Politics)

>>I agree, considering that 1/3 of teenage girls are prescribed the pill for conditions such as acne, where there are obvious effective alternatives. But when:
1. Respecting the employer's conscientious objection would cause her severe financial hardship.
2. The woman either has no medical alternative to the pill or the alternatives are cost prohibitive.
3. The woman needs the pill for documented and valid medical reasons. Valid medical reasons would include those where deprivation would reasonably present a near future threat to her life, bodily functions, or physical comfort.

When those three conditions are satisfied, then I think it's detestable to respect the employer's conscientious objection to the pill.<<

Who are you kidding? That never happens.  Sandra Fluke is out there campaigning about her monkey glands, not saving her life.

>.
To your third point. What the hell does maintaining the woman's privacy have to do with "forcible rape" reforms?<

What kind of selfish bitch gets raped and demands the man get away with it?  Men who fit rape into the pattern of their lives, and get away with it, are going to keep raping women.  For the good of OTHER WOMEN, she should be ordered to report the rape, like it or not.

1,934

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

Looking at it, Total turnout was down in each state from 2008.  That needs looking at, because it could be people were undecided to the last minute and decided to sit it out, or, maybe conservative people got sick of Romney.  It doesn't look like people who supported McCain switched to Obama because his numbers are down too.

Of the remainder, Romney lost key states by about 4% or less.

1,935

(338 replies, posted in General)

displayed at the

1,936

(105 replies, posted in Politics)

>>If the woman needs the birth control pill for valid medical reasons, it seems detestable to me to say that her employer's right to exercise their conscience is more important than her health. <<

Few do.  But since doctors know you can get the pill and it usually hasn't been linked to disasters, they tend to prescibe it over alternatives.
Of course you can't be sure you aren't giving a Yasmin.

The answer to your disregard for conscience is to close the business and let the sluts go on welfare.  You're going to see a lot of that.

Oh, and right now if a woman goes to PP for an abortion and says its rape, or its a statutory rape because she's so young, Planned Parenthood doesn't call the cops and doesn't refer her to counseling.  If you think rape victims are really served by that then you should continue to oppose "forcible rape" reforms.

1,937

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

treason is the only crime defined in the US constituion

It's "Giving aid or comfort to the enemies of the United States"

In 1803 Aaron Burr conspired with the Spanish governor of Florida to use Spanish troops to conquer American settlements in what is now Arkansas and Alabama and create his own kingdom, which would give Florida a buffer against the US.

President Jefferson had him charged with treason and the Supreme Court threw it out.  Spain was not a declared enemy of the United States.
Neither was the Confederate States of America, or the Soviet Union.  Nobody spying for them got charged with treason.  They got charged with espionage, which we beefed up to be punishable by death, or life imprisonment, or such term as seemed groovy.

Nazi Germany did declare war on the United States.  In 1943 an American of German descent who'd gone to Germany came back home.  He told his dad that he was sent by Hitler to blow up US factories.  His dad let him crash and use the family car to find a job.  He got caught by the FBI.  His dad was convicted of treason.  His dad appealed all the way to the Supreme Court.  In Hauptmann v United States the Supreme Court upheld the conviction since his son was an enemy of the United States and dad helped him out.

Arby and TBO should print Hauptmann v. United States and save it for when they have teenagers so they can prove it is illegal to let them have a car or live there after 18

1,938

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

You Lie

1,939

(338 replies, posted in General)

the wooden stair

back to The Yell pls

1,941

(2 replies, posted in Community)

still federally illegal until King Barack waives that

1,942

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5R_pS0h5Qk

1,943

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

> Simon wrote:

> here to that it will happen, for the lolz.<<

Well now that he won it will happen because he doesnt have to give a damn.  In fact I think he will write checks by executive order.

1,944

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

did boehner cry? I bet he cried

I try not to be cynical but those black guys who said they'd riot if Obama lost, I suspect they still gonna riot

1,945

(338 replies, posted in General)

because the dean

1,946

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

um...those are like 1% counted.

1,947

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

hah!

1,948

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

THIS JUST IN

people standing in line

OMG in Britain too!

1,949

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

i bet next time the cop takes pictures and then offers to show the kid how to pee on the house and she still freaks out! What a pitab

1,950

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

this is outrageous because kids should be naked in the yard