should make me freedom toast for breakfast because im starving

kill whitey

i reek of stale beer, cigarettes and shame

hahah

you still haven't answered my offer

transforms from cringer into battlecat when He-Man shouts "by the power of Grayskull, I have the power!!!!!"

if only the vast majority of people didn't turn to religion during times of great peril

I would.  However, you will never get the US to vote for a political leader that does not have some religious affiliation.

is being sued for intentional infliction of emotional distress

deserves a good spanking

is half right

yea i get to sleep with the wife on their wedding night