1,526

(141 replies, posted in Politics)

Teddy Roosevelt fought in Cuba with a volunteer regiment that brought two privately-owned M1895 Browning machine guns.  And a "dynamite gun".  I'm not sure what that is, but I'm sure that I have a right to own one.

http://www.bartleby.com/51/1.html

"Each man carried three days' field rations and a hundred rounds of ammunition. Our regiment had accumulated two rapid-fire Colt automatic guns, the gift of Stevens, Kane, Tiffany, and one or two others of the New York men, and also a dynamite gun, under the immediate charge of Sergeant Borrowe...Almost the only Rough Riders who had a chance to do much firing were the men with the Colt automatic guns, and the twenty picked sharp-shooters, who were placed in the newly dug little fort out at the extreme front. Parker had a splendid time with the Gatlings and the Colts. With these machine guns he completely silenced the battery in front of us. This battery had caused us a good deal of trouble at first, as we could not place it. It was immediately in front of the hospital, from which many Red Cross flags were flying, one of them floating just above this battery, from where we looked at it. In consequence, for some time, we did not know it was a hostile battery at all, as, like all the other Spanish batteries, it was using smokeless powder. It was only by the aid of powerful glasses that we finally discovered its real nature. The Gatlings and Colts then actually put it out of action, silencing the big guns and the two field-pieces. Furthermore, the machine guns and our sharp-shooters together did good work in supplementing the effects of the dynamite gun; for when a shell from the latter struck near a Spanish trench, or a building in which there were Spanish troops, the shock was seemingly so great that the Spaniards almost always showed themselves, and gave our men a chance to do some execution."

But naw, I'm sure they were supposed to die in Cuba firing muskets.

1,527

(9 replies, posted in Politics)

11) he farts and argues why you should breathe it


I don't think "Literally" means "yeah but, I don't like them, so, they don't count"

as in

The Lakers have literally no players on their team

1,528

(12 replies, posted in General)

did you read the graphic novel?

how could you hate the plot, the psychotic rightwinger won through even in death

1,529

(12 replies, posted in General)

this one stunk pretty bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efyvf-NmfJM

1,530

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

we put a jihad on them

if you don't agree you better kill us

or we'll put a jihad on you

1,531

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

>>So you're alleging that Afhanistan was going to obtain nuclear weapons, and that's why it was a threat. I admit, that's a strong argument in favor of invading them. And most other nations on earth.<<

They were going to buy surplus tear gas from African dictators, and wage aggression on us.

>>They attacked us on 9/11 with visas and civilian pilot training. Afghanistan was instrumental to absolutely none of it.<<

Yeah, and the REAL enemy was the Jap navy, not the Army! We coulda let them have the British Empire, cause the Army had nothing to do with Pearl Harbor

1,532

(28 replies, posted in Politics)

"Rare footage of Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke as a small child"

http://i.imgur.com/XaiUx.gif

1,533

(12 replies, posted in General)

http://www.rifftrax.com/worst-movies-of-all-time


Now I know these are voted on by the internets, so, it's going to be skewed.
But actually none of these are the worst movies.  They're just bad movies seen by enough people to be remembered.

I'm gonna go to imdb, and put in Michael Caine....there.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073901/  The Wilby Conspiracy.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Wilby Conspiracy is a worse movie than anything on that list.  I haven't seen it, but, That's Just It: It's a Michael Caine movie nobody every saw and nobody talks about.  Michael Caine and Sidney Poitier, down the memory hole. Wow.

There's also that Bruce Lee movie where he died in the middle, so, they filmed scenes with a Chinese guy in a body suit WEARING A BRUCE LEE PHOTOGRAPH on his head.  I kid you not.

Also Peter Lorre did a whole series of Mr. Moto movies.  In the novels, Mr. Moto is a straight-on Japanese spy killing anti-Japanese bandits all over the world (aka freedom fighters).  In the movies he's a white guy in bad makeup claiming to be a world police detective agent.  Those looked pretty bad.

There was another series about Charlie Chan, I saw 10 mins of that because that's all I could stand. Another white guy made up to look Asian, and the "plot" was he joined some "friends" who were having a "party" and the "joke" was that one guy drew pictures of the guests, and, he drew a slanteyed gop who was Guess Who?  They nearly peed laughing , Chan included.  Then they all went somewhere to have a drink, and I went somewhere to have a good movie.

But none of those were the worst movie, because the sound was in sync.

1,534

(92 replies, posted in Politics)

Without reference to any immutable human law that was a priori absolutely correct, without regard to cultural choice?  No, they can't.

1,535

(92 replies, posted in Politics)

Don't ask me to explain if you could or not; lemme have it.

1,536

(92 replies, posted in Politics)

I dunno that nobody treats laws as sacred...I'd buy it if arguments with atheists go like this

Atheist:  That is extremist nonsense condemned by all civilized peoples!
Me:  So what?
Atheist:  Hmmm....oh yeah.

1,537

(92 replies, posted in Politics)

we don't treat it as sacred

we just treat your ideas like fart

1,538

(141 replies, posted in Politics)

A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.

The research is published in the British Medical Journal.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

The researchers said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault - but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs.


Kitchen knives can inflict appalling wounds
In contrast, a pointed long blade pierces the body like "cutting into a ripe melon".

The use of knives is particularly worrying amongst adolescents, say the researchers, reporting that 24% of 16-year-olds have been shown to carry weapons, primarily knives.

The study found links between easy access to domestic knives and violent assault are long established.

French laws in the 17th century decreed that the tips of table and street knives be ground smooth.

A century later, forks and blunt-ended table knives were introduced in the UK in an effort to reduce injuries during arguments in public eating houses.

The researchers say legislation to ban the sale of long pointed knives would be a key step in the fight against violent crime.

"The Home Office is looking for ways to reduce knife crime.

"We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect."

Government response

Home Office spokesperson said there were already extensive restrictions in place to control the sale and possession of knives.

"The law already prohibits the possession of offensive weapons in a public place, and the possession of knives in public without good reason or lawful authority, with the exception of a folding pocket knife with a blade not exceeding three inches.

"Offensive weapons are defined as any weapon designed or adapted to cause injury, or intended by the person possessing them to do so.

"An individual has to demonstrate that he had good reason to possess a knife, for example for fishing, other sporting purposes or as part of his profession (e.g. a chef) in a public place.

"The manufacture, sale and importation of 17 bladed, pointed and other offensive weapons have been banned, in addition to flick knives and gravity knives."

A spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers said: "ACPO supports any move to reduce the number of knife related incidents, however, it is important to consider the practicalities of enforcing such changes."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm



I had to dig because I thought this was parody

1,539

(24 replies, posted in General)

> {Black Mafia} IC Death wrote:

> i play HC CTF<<


I believe we have video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDP775h2iHo

1,540

(28 replies, posted in Politics)

https://evisaforms.state.gov/ds156.asp

1,541

(28 replies, posted in Politics)

hey that's their right!! just ask Obama

1,542

(28 replies, posted in Politics)

taxes on "the rich" go up, which is everybody.  People earning $20k - $40k will owe $1200 a year more, which means $100 a month additional withholding.
unemployment is cut off at 26 weeks.
death taxes back to 55% for estates totaling $1 million. That's most ranches.

1,543

(141 replies, posted in Politics)

Anytime somebody says you don't need a hi-capacity semiauto weapon, remind them of SHARKBURST

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/12/27/caught-on-tape-aquarium-full-of-sharks-bursts-inside-chinese-shopping-mall/

1,544

(28 replies, posted in Politics)

GLOBAL RECESSION


which was happenening anyhow.

...grammar....nazisss...
/dies

1,546

(1 replies, posted in Politics)

It was at about this time of year, and the roads were icy. My bike slipped from under me and I rolled on to the pavement. I thought at first I was unharmed, but when I pulled myself up I found my left foot could not support my weight. I phoned a taxi. The accident and emergency department was almost deserted. It was evening, but not late enough for the broken drunks or the seasonal fight victims

Nicht schizen! Ich bin Amerikaner!




*No. It's schizen. You've been spelling it wrong, God help you.

I have been assuming we're all on the same side

1,549

(141 replies, posted in Politics)

http://lapd.com/news/headlines/NotYour1992LAPD_LAT_011811_375.jpg

these are people abandoned by all law enforcement. They were ordered to surrender their property to the mob.  The authorities were not liable to them for giving that order.
THIS is the militia.

1,550

(15 replies, posted in General)

I'll try it.